FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE OR WANT MYSPACE
HERE'S WHAT THE BLOG CONTAINED
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its on!!!
before you go to
get the free art
read this disclaimer:
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by going on this journey
you agree to this disclaimer
i (your name) will not hold
matthew semke responsible
for damages to my body/life
while pursuing his artwork
i (your name) will not hold
any business responsible
for damages to my body/life
while pursuing the artwork of
matthew philip semke
upon the property of
that business
i (your name) believe that
mr. semke can teleport
and
do other very magical things
i (your name) demand
amazing things
out of this life
i (your name) am aware of the
consequences
of illegal trespassing
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now that you agreed
...
please please please
no one get hurt
take a friend
to watch your ass die
and if you get caught
you dont know
shit about shit
and
don't go drunk
or stoned
dumbass
this is
serious
ninja
shit
the first one is
easy
its right under that
pyramid looking thing
in the upper left of this picture
i dont know how you'll get up there
but i teleported
the second one
a little more forbidden ...
this is by godfathers pizza
and their delicious lunch buffet
careful
there is holes
i fell off this thing
it was all like
10-15 feet of airbone then
splash into the mississippi
(this was two october ago)
i had to run home
to avoid freezing to death
and the river ate my sandals
im very lucky that
i didnt die that night
so
me and this dock
kind of have an intimate
thing going on
if you dont want that painting
the dock can have it
i love that dock
its more dangerous today
then it was that night
theres no longer
boards leading out to it
(thats probably my fault)
im just glad that i can teleport
the third one is a cakewalk
all you have to do is get
to the top of this building ...
[img][650:488]http://www.catswilleatyou.com/images/storage_misc/footrace/footrace_04_baystate03.jpg[/img]
i would try going
into this mission here...
and up the ladder
THIS IS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF
THE ONE THAT SAYS
"BAY STATE MILLING"
bring something to step on
or someone to help you
(someone to call 911)
that first step is a doozey...
[img][375:500]http://www.catswilleatyou.com/images/storage_misc/footrace/footrace_05_baystate01.jpg[/img]
so
yea
bring a bag that can
hold something that look like this...
[img][205:500]http://www.catswilleatyou.com/images/storage_misc/footrace/footrace_01_art.jpg[/img]
that's what they all look like
...
they're waterproofed even!
if you go for the golden goose
(bay state)
i would suggest just throwing the art
(in the package)
because carrying
(i mean teleporting)
it up
wasn't a fucking great idea
if it breaks ill hook you up
and when you find something
tell me right away
so i can post it
...
so people don't go repeating
the hell that you went through
(plus i want to know!)
or
if you go to one of these places
and its gone
and i hadn't made the correction
to this blog
send me proof
and
i'll hook you up
if this goes as well as intended
i will do more
some easier
some harder
so
thats it!
free art
...
don't be a boring part of the machine
...
help make art have purpose
help yourself to the adventure
and of course
god bless you