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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
 Post subject: You people are fucking BORING today!
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2 Lemonheads threads, one about Todd's kid's brushing their teeth.

Fucking entertain me goddammit.

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Can't. I took a nighttime allergy pill accidentally. All my energy is going to just staying awake.

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Just today, huh?
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Just today, huh?


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i'm even boring myself. someone say something crazy and get a megathread started.

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i'm even boring myself. someone say something crazy and get a megathread started.


God told me global warming is a myth?
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ooo ooo. i know.

let's tell really bad third-grade jokes. yeahhh. it'll be funfunfun.


knock knock.

... who's there?

canteloupe.

... canteloupe who?

cant elope tonight, honey, got a headache.



what do ya get when ya mix a joke and a motorcycle?

... a yamahaha.


what do an elephant and a grape have in common?

... they're both purple, except for the elephant.


a grasshopper hops up to a bar.

the bartender sez, "hey, ya know we have a drink named after you."

the grasshopper sez, "wow. you have a drink named steven?"


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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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I haven't heard a good joke in a while...have they all been told or something?

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F**k You, Dave Wrote:
I haven't heard a good joke in a while...have they all been told or something?


Heard a bit about this on NPR a couple weeks ago, with one theory being that the nature of joke telling has changed because of the Internet.
The format changes things drastically since what's funny in the verbal loses its punch in the written word, and vice versa.
Basically people only have to cut and paste to be considered funny, so there's not as much attention paid to the timing and phrasing you need to tell a joke to another person verbally.

Dunno if I buy that completely, but I think there's something to it.

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no, but new jokes are mostly driven by pop culture.
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F**k You, Dave Wrote:
I haven't heard a good joke in a while...have they all been told or something?


well, i hear there's a small herd of them left, living in the amazonian rain forest and subsisting on grubs, but they're dying out fast.
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no, but new jokes are mostly driven by pop culture.


Don't taze me, bro!

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i'm even boring myself. someone say something crazy and get a megathread started.


keep those mexican emo fags out of this country.
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Man I miss all the good shit.

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jimmy ray looks like a cleaned up version of dan sartain.

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Which picture is supposed to be the "cleaned up" version? I can't tell....

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We only come out at night, the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know me well, my friends
And once again, I'll pretend to know the way
Thru the empty space
Thru the secret places of the heart
We only come out at night, the days are mush too bright
We only come out at night
I walk alone, I walk alone to find the way home
I'm on my own, I'm on my own to see the ways
That I can't help the days, you will make it home o.k.
I know you can, and you can
We only come out at night, the days are much too bright
We only come out at night
And once again, you'll pretend to know that
There's an end, that there's an end to this begin
It will help you sleep at night
It will make it seem that right is always right
Alright?
We only come out at night

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i'm going to extend this thread to today and yesterday as well
it's been rough

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