I find a little manscaping to be a nice touch.

This is a very disturbing topic.

Jesus, I thought you would've posted 14 times in the thread already.

What I meant was, I don't sit there and evaluate what a penis looks like. I don't get the chance. It's in my mouth and giving me migraines before any proper evaluation is done.

...Don't you guys sit around in next to nothing, occasionally scratching your taints? I would think you'd get ample time to kick the tires and check for blemishes.

Yeah, it's called foreplay. But I don't think I've ever in my life said that a penis was too ugly to play with. Now, the way it smells is another story, but I suppose we'll save all that for another thread.

The best looking penis still looks like a cyclops wearing a stocking over his bald head.

Yea, I imagine its hard to get that shit smell out.

wow, you guys are crazy.

well. i'll be honest, i've been turned off by a small penis, or a penis that isn't pretty...

So these guys, the ones with small / ugly cocks... what's the game plan for them? A strict "lights off" policy concerning intimacy for awhile till she's fallen in love and can possibly overlook it? Or is it a 100% deal-breaker? God that would be awkward.

pretty much a never-ending supply of oral, i would guess.

...would be my guess too. Damn, you'd hafta get GOOD, too. Those would have to be some world class mustache rides.

yeah, the alphabet ain't gonna cut it at that point.

Nor the "tongue tornado."

Clam chowder, table for two.

if they know how to use it, then it's alright i suppose. if it's ugly, it's usually a 100% deal breaker... so shallow, i can't help it.

ask me why i've been a lesbian for thirty years.

ayah, you rule.

isn't there surgery for ugly genitalia?

just treat it to a weekend spa to make it feel beautiful

never knew women were so picky about ugly penises. guess mine must be pretty cute. probably the little top hat I put on it.

check out the first image that comes up when you search for small penis in google.

I refrain from this one, y'all get jealous so easy :):):)

and WhoTF knows...is there a contest, if so I bet it is in Thailand, where all the attractive transsexuals dwell.