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The "Pretty Penis" litmus test
It's Not Important 18%  18%  [ 3 ]
It's Somewhat Important 82%  82%  [ 14 ]
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I find a little manscaping to be a nice touch.


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This is a very disturbing topic.


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OPA_SaidTheGreek Wrote:
This is a very disturbing topic.


Jesus, I thought you would've posted 14 times in the thread already.

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OPA_SaidTheGreek Wrote:
I have an ugly penis.


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HaqDiesel Wrote:
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I have an ugly penis.


:D

What I meant was, I don't sit there and evaluate what a penis looks like. I don't get the chance. It's in my mouth and giving me migraines before any proper evaluation is done.


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...Don't you guys sit around in next to nothing, occasionally scratching your taints? I would think you'd get ample time to kick the tires and check for blemishes.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
...Don't you guys sit around in next to nothing, occasionally scratching your taints? I would think you'd get ample time to kick the tires and check for blemishes.


Yeah, it's called foreplay. But I don't think I've ever in my life said that a penis was too ugly to play with. Now, the way it smells is another story, but I suppose we'll save all that for another thread.


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Now, the way it smells is another story, but I suppose we'll save all that for never ever ever ever ever ever EVER.

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OPA_SaidTheGreek Wrote:
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I have an ugly penis.


:D

What I meant was, I don't sit there and evaluate what a penis looks like. I don't get the chance. It's in my mouth and giving me migraines before any proper evaluation is done.


:huh:

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The best looking penis still looks like a cyclops wearing a stocking over his bald head.

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OPA_SaidTheGreek Wrote:
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...Don't you guys sit around in next to nothing, occasionally scratching your taints? I would think you'd get ample time to kick the tires and check for blemishes.


Yeah, it's called foreplay. But I don't think I've ever in my life said that a penis was too ugly to play with. Now, the way it smells is another story, but I suppose we'll save all that for another thread.


Yea, I imagine its hard to get that shit smell out.


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wow, you guys are crazy.

well. i'll be honest, i've been turned off by a small penis, or a penis that isn't pretty...

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pumachik Wrote:
wow, you guys are crazy.

well. i'll be honest, i've been turned off by a small penis, or a penis that isn't pretty...


So these guys, the ones with small / ugly cocks... what's the game plan for them? A strict "lights off" policy concerning intimacy for awhile till she's fallen in love and can possibly overlook it? Or is it a 100% deal-breaker? God that would be awkward.

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pretty much a never-ending supply of oral, i would guess.


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Joseph P. Crack Wrote:
pretty much a never-ending supply of oral, i would guess.


...would be my guess too. Damn, you'd hafta get GOOD, too. Those would have to be some world class mustache rides.

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yeah, the alphabet ain't gonna cut it at that point.


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Nor the "tongue tornado."

Clam chowder, table for two.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
pumachik Wrote:
wow, you guys are crazy.

well. i'll be honest, i've been turned off by a small penis, or a penis that isn't pretty...


So these guys, the ones with small / ugly cocks... what's the game plan for them? A strict "lights off" policy concerning intimacy for awhile till she's fallen in love and can possibly overlook it? Or is it a 100% deal-breaker? God that would be awkward.


if they know how to use it, then it's alright i suppose. if it's ugly, it's usually a 100% deal breaker... so shallow, i can't help it.

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ask me why i've been a lesbian for thirty years.


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ayah, you rule.

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isn't there surgery for ugly genitalia?


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isn't there surgery for ugly genitalia?


just treat it to a weekend spa to make it feel beautiful


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never knew women were so picky about ugly penises. guess mine must be pretty cute. probably the little top hat I put on it.

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check out the first image that comes up when you search for small penis in google.

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I refrain from this one, y'all get jealous so easy :):):):)

and WhoTF knows...is there a contest, if so I bet it is in Thailand, where all the attractive transsexuals dwell.

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