The other day I scraped myself pretty badly on one of the music buttons on my messenger bag while putting it on. I can't think of a lamer, indier way to injure myself. Can anyone top that?

i cut my finger on the tool you use to remove shrink wrap from cds on the little speck of ceramic inside it while i was working in a record store instead of going to college, that's gotta be up there.

Spraining an eye socket muscle from rolling ones eyes at a Bravery show?

LOL

That's amazing.

This may be a winner.

ahh, thank you.

Winner.

Squirrgle>Everything

Unhinging my jaw while incessantly yawning at a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah show?

Not as good as Squirrgle's, but seriously this is the worst, most-overhyped band. They may raise the ire I've only reserved for Conor Oberst and The Unicorns/Tha Corn Gangg.

that's awesome.

iron and beer, i've done that before. and burned myself when i was trying to flat iron my hair.

I caught herpes making out with a chick at a bright eyes show.

Depends, what band's button was it?

Sweaterburn.

You're gonna give Haq nightmares.

Actually, the one that scratched me was an old button from the 80s with generic typeface that says "The Cup Show." A friend of mine found an old chest on the street with a bunch of stuff in it, including like 20 of these buttons.

i actually didnt realize there was a razorblade in those fuckers....kept running it over my finger (which didnt hurt cuz the blade was sharp) only to realize that i have just sliced my finger open 10-15 times...

I once ripped off a hangnail while doing this. Burned like a mofo.

How about that time Novoselic threw his bass way up in the air and bloodied his own head in the process? I think it was at the MTV VMAs or somesuch. It was indie AND dumbass.

I remember that, that was hilarious.