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 Post subject: Keith Richards falls out of tree
PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:14 pm 
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060429/ap_ ... NlYwM3MTY-

I wonder how drunk this guy was as he climbed the tree.
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Headline should read

"Gravity applies, even to Stones"

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Tree now dead.

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"Keef Now Hiding Drugs In Trees"
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Perhaps the best part:

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Rolling Stones Guitarist Injured in Figi

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dumbass....what's a 62 year old doing climbing a tree?

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Nicely played Phil.
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I can just imagine what went through the anaesthesiologist's mind:

"Dude, how do you expect *me* to give *him* anything that could possibly numb his system?"

or the admissions nurse:

"Mr. Richards, are you on any medi...of fuck it, just wait and the doctor will see you."
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i think he must be in the hospital across the road from the med campus

i should get one of the nursing students i know to go bother him
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i think he must be in the hospital across the road from the med campus

i should get one of the nursing students i know to go bother him


do it.

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Billzebub Wrote:
I can just imagine what went through the anaesthesiologist's mind:

"Dude, how do you expect *me* to give *him* anything that could possibly numb his system?"


"Don't bother with that piddly shit, mate - grab me jacket over there and check the inside pocket."

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Now tie me off, there's a good chap.

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Mick
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Keef Learns the Hard Way: Gravity Won't Get You High
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Dude's done more drugs than any of y'all can even ponder and is climbing trees at 62.

Recognize.
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Apparently this was more serious than originally thought. He had internally bleeding and requires surgery to drain blood around his brain. A full recovery is expected but possible long term post-operative side effects include blathering on about shrimpboat and purposefully trying to antagonize his mates ;)

Let's hope the surgery goes well.
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billy g Wrote:
Apparently this was more serious than originally thought. He had internally bleeding and requires surgery to drain blood around his brain. A full recovery is expected but possible long term post-operative side effects include blathering on about shrimpboat and purposefully trying to antagonize his mates ;)

Let's hope the surgery goes well.


Greatest post of the year thus far.

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