some of the better long/retarded movie titles from a list site:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (1991)

The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure (1916)

Homework, or How Pornography Saved the Split Family from Boredom and Improved their Financial Situation (1990)

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Green Grasshopper and the Vampire Lady from Outer Space (1965)

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Revelations of a Sex Maniac to the Head of the Criminal Investigation Division (1972)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1967)

Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)

Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die (2004)

Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)

What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing On Jennifer's Body? (1971)

Long Strange Trip, or The Writer, the Naked Girl, and the Guy with a Hole in His Head (1999)

The Fable of the Throbbing Genius of a TankTown Who Was Encouraged by Her Folks Who Were Prominent (1916)

The Fable of the Preacher Who Flew His Kite But Not Because He Wished to Do So (1916)

A Home on the Range: The Jewish Chicken Ranchers of Petaluma (2002)

How the Woman Security Escort Thrice Fought the Hero with the Magnificent Whip (1949)

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me? (1971)

The Fable of the Fellow Who Had a Friend Who Knew a Girl Who Had a Friend (1915)

The Fable of the Good Fairy with the Lorgnette and Why She Got It Good (1916)

Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad (1967

The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom (1993)

I Could Never Have Sex with Any Man Who Has So Little Regard for My Husband (1973)

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993)

Rambone..

When I was younger I thought it was such a good parody title to Rambo...

...Never got to see it though...

Surf Nazis Must Die!

Some of those are truly retarded.