Care to post a summary? I couldn't get past that first page.

Does this have a Cliffs Notes version?

EDIT: Shit. Loogar had the same thought.

How about a Hustler Hot Letters version. Bonus points for the use of "honey pot" and "yogurt sacks".

Dr. David Hager's ex-wife claims that he habitually sodomized against her will from like 1995-2002. Hager is Bush's "Family Values" Appointee to the Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs in the Food and Drug Administration. It's a lot more interesting than that, but i'm not about to make an outline for y'all.

Holy fuck. This is worth reading. I just go to the $2000 per blow job part.

oh it's totally worth reading.

You can't make shit like that up. Thanks.

wowsers

Let me reiterate how much I despise the religious right!

What a class act. This man should be driven out of office, and then out of the country.

This article had a lot of salient points about the paternalist nature of mainstream evangelistic Christianity - I've been exposed to similar attitudes with my family's faith my whole life. The blame the victim coverup described matches some of my own experiences with church leadership.

The bible's call to "stand in the gap" has nothing to do with pushing a political agenda. But those who push politics agendas use the bible to..uh...push political agendas.

you're gonna love this then. According to this guy, if you grew up on a farm in Georgia, you've had sex with a few mules.

Oh now that's an overstatement. A goat is not a mule.

ok, its really more


no, it's

well the goat's just a hussy. the mule gets "girlfriend" status

Actually, the phrase "stand in the gap" is based on a misinterpretation of the Hebrew verb phrista, which is most often translated as "to stand", but some feel is more accurately translated as "to tamp". Biblical scholars have long argued over this seemingly negligible difference, but a recent school of thought has come to agree that "tamp the gap" may have been a colloquialism equivalent to the modern era's "pack the fudge". Seen in this light, Dr. Hager's rampant sodomy is a signifier not of a hypocrite but of a modern day saint carrying out god's work.

Well then, carry on, St. Hager.

If he were Catholic, I bet his figurines would sell gangbusters. Particularly if they showed his "good works" in action.

What the hell is that guy thinking. I grew ub in 'burbs in GA. Thank god................I guess?!???!??

they should have a guy following him around all day saying "anal rapist coming through. Anal rapist backing out" etc...

Very good Mr. Spoon...That had me rolling in my desk.....