And their little red crack treats known as Swedish Fish....I swear they must put something addictive in them little buggers...I can't put the bag down...I'm going to make myself sick..

So good. I prefer the mixed flavor bag, but the all-red is tasty as well.

lutefisk.

So this weekend I was in a small town in WA named Raymond to see my grandma. Down the street there is a little store. I always go there because they still sell penny candy (swedish fish) for a PENNY. How 'bout that?
Well when I went there on Sun. they had doubled the price!! Bastards. I left fishless. Later I had to go to a different store to pick something up and look, there are fish. So i grab two fish, put down 4 cents and eat up. She asks, "Did you only grab 2?"
"Well yes."
"We're the last place in town that sells them for a penny."
"How many boxes do you have?"

They only had the remains of one box. I bought that and gorged until I was sick.

My Swedish Fish Story

Eric R.
Grade 2

Love Love Love them. Yummy. But only the red ones.

Yeah..I can't really fuk wit the other colors...Especially the green ones...Yuk..

They're actually made in Canada, but don't tell the candy snobs.

There was a little corner store near my cousin's house that used to sell them for a penny each. They had grape ones which were pretty good too.

I've never had them, what do they taste like?

How the hell have you never had a swedish fish? They are a little bit like a gummy bear, but more stretchy like a warm starburst, and all cherry tasting.

They should be damned for throwing their women at me to marry

Are they anything like Swedish Berries?

They're the same basically. Except they're fish.

yea, instead of being a fruit, it's a meat

One institutional sized box of Sedish Fish was the only thing I ever bought at Sam's when I had a membership there.

"10,000 Swedes ran through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian
10,000 Swedes ran through the weeds
In the Battle of Copenhagen"

I think I'll need to taste these Swedish fish.

Swedish fish are yummy. I may have to go buy a bag now because of you people.

Do they make sugar-free Swedish fish?

They'll cause stink farts, but as long as they taste good, I'll keep out of the public until it passes.