Me and Derris and our homeboy Griff at a wedding in Montgomery, AL this weekend.

Always a pleasure to hang with one of the coolest mutherfunkers on the planet. That dude brings it.

Highlights include, but are not limited to: Sitting with the Governor we used to work for at the ceremony and swimming like a fucking shark through the sea of lobbyists/bigwigs at this joint.

I did that damn thing. Then we went back to the hotel and rocked out to some Lucinda, some John Rouse and Ryans Adams, etc...and drank bourbon until oh, 7AM.

OH, and a note to people getting married: Don't have Rolling Rock and Coors Light as your beer choices, even if they are paying for your wedding through sponsorship. I mean Rolling Rock is skunkass beer for Pennsyltuckians and Coors Light gets me full to the point of vomiting, but produces ZERO buzz.

Thanks God for bourbon, even if it was self-supplied.

For a second, I thought I was drunk. It's just a blurry photo. And, yes, you boys do look very pimp.

what is a good cheap wedding beer?

When drinking cheap beer, I go with the King and his homeboy Bud Light.

good, that's what i got for my sister's wedding. but now that i think about it i'm not sure that i had any choice as it's in williamsburg.

Dunno what the beers were at the wedding I went to Sat, but the mixed drinks were monsters.
I tried to make up for the dry wedding I was subjected to 2 weeks ago. Took a nasty spill on some train tracks near the conclusion of the evening, then almost fell in the Detroit River. Good times.

Oh booze...

NOICE!! We were debating throwing somebody in the pond that was near the reception. No bar at this one, just crappy beer and white wine.

Dude, what's to debate? Soon as someone has an inkling you got to DO DAT SHIT!

Seems like that'd be part of the Monger Credo

Well, I mean, it was a pretty swanky affair with some folks that in the future will be important to me making money.

I forgot a highlight: Benny almost killing the groom's brother for saying things like "I'm too educated to ever live down here," and "All you people screw your sisters."

Now, Benny is a pretty jovial, happy-go-lucky guy, that is kinda hard to get riled. If I had been standing there, and seen him get that mad, I probably would have told dude to "Pick his window" but I was gettin my mack on.

Loogie, you so handsome fine. Momma Spoon pinch yo cheek.

-Momma Spoon

Yeah, Rolling Rock is pretty assy.

Gah, Griff Belzer? An animal.

Yeah, I went to that "only beer and wine" wedding last night. But for beer, they had fine Bass, Harp, Sweetwater 420, etc in addition to the classics[sic]

And everyone on the board who knows me personally knows that this mattered not.

I drank white wine with ice cubes until the pain stopped. Then i passed around my flask full of Jim Beam and made myself vodka/cokes out of the plastic bottle in my kit bag.

Then I hired a fine limo to take me and my boy Eric and his wife back to Redlands.

I love weddings! Nuthin beats free booze, but if youre going all out don't skimp on the full bar. Not that I'm one to complain bout free liquor.