Not going to happen. Period.

oh...you meant literally PISS yourself over.

Um, no. Not.

Oh, snap. This is a good thread, son.

HmmMMM:

The Clash - particularly when they played their five-night run in Times Square;

Led Zeppelin - anywhere on the planet. Actually, Led Zeppelin in Madison Square Garden. I want a John Bonham doll.

Jose Feliciano - need I say more?

Elliott Smith - - an incredible performer!

The Smiths/Morrissey - you can blame this band for starting my "poetry" career;

Teenage Fanclub - why is this band so under-rated?

I'll be seeing them this Thursday, but...uhm...I don't plan on peeing myself.

Oh, come on--take one for the team!

i really don't think i'd piss myself over any band. ever.

(you can usually still hear the tunes in the restroom.)

XTC
Joy Division
Smiths
Pulp

Ozzy apparently pisses himself during concerts every night.

Me: no-one. I'd hold it. Worst case, I'd leave. But I've cried piss before I'd go in my pants -- I just wouldn't. That's some stanky piss.

Yeah, I know, I probably need to drink more water.

On the bright side, I might not get jostled as much.