No, it's just poison ivy all over my face. I look like I took a royal beat down last night. This sucks.

The wife caught The Ivy in Utah. Went up one leg, and is trying to take over the other. She gets one spot taken care of, and another gets motivated.

I once had poison oak ALL OVER one side of my face, and my parents insisted that I still go with them to lunch at like Morrison's on a sunday. Most humiliating thing ever, to an 8-yr-old.

Run to the store and get a product called Zanfel. Rite Aid sells it- it's very expensive, but the itch will be gone. I garntee it.

I'm using it on my legs after my Sunday ride thru poison oak, and it's godsent.

Oh, yeah- you kids wash the clothes and anything else that may have come in contact w/ the shit in very hot water.

http://www.zanfel.com/

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I'm gonna look for some during my lunch break. I bought some Calamine lotion at CVS this morning before work, which makes me look like a complete doofus. Thanks.

I got that shit on my face once and my face swelled up so much that it looked like my eyes were spreading apart. Then when I fell asleep I must've touched myself (can't remember if I was jerkin' at this point) in the middle of the night. Over the course of the next day my dick turned into an elephant trunk. Pretty cool actually except for the itching.

Seems like that might bring a whole new level to pulling one out, come to think of it. Just think of good it feels to actually scratch poison ivy, and then add to that...

Oh, and if you were older than 4, then knowing you the answer is yes, you were jerking it.

yikes. i would be terrified to touch my wang if i had some kind of fungus all over my body.

Speaking of which, nothing compares to the feel-good that you get when you finally get to claw at the jock itch. Gives me that involuntary tremor just thinking of it.