My wife's official verdict on Revenge Of The Sith:

"Haters go to hell. Fuck you all."

one of the many unintentionally funny moments in this

I actually haven't gone to see it yet. My wife assures me that naysayers are full of crapolino and it's great.

I'll probably half-agree with her and half-pretend to.

If you don't see this, then the terrorists have already won. It is your duty as an American.

<----Still hasn't seen it, will probably go this week.

You should try to get that added to the critic's quotes in the print ads.

Hey...if Larry Fucking King can be quoted, so can she.

I bet Lisa would've made an awesome Dark Lord.

special effects - thumbs up

script, acting, actors, audience I saw it with - thumbs way, way down

She's like Johnette Napolitano with Weezy Jefferson's mouth.

The song would make Dr. Demento chuckle. Take one funny geek idea and ram it into the ground.

Qual non-qual.

Saw it. Was bored to death.

They had a starting point, and an ending point. The middle was mindless and directionless.

Actually, all three of the "new" Star Wars pretty much sucked.

Lucas might make stunning video wallpaper, but they guy can't write a protracted story to save his life.

And it was painfully obvious which parts were to satisfy the "we need a video game out this" criterion, and the "we need to market gazillions of toys" criteria.

All three of these flicks are painfully weak.

The "nnoooooo" wouldn't have been too bad on its own, but then they failed, somehow, to cut the scene quickly enough and just left poor Darth writhing there with nothing to say.