"Well, this sucks."

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Only decent line in Madagascar.

How in the hell does Shwimmer have a career? How? Even when he's doing a cartoon voice he's the most annoying no-talent speck on the planet. Why do people in the entertainment industry insist on giving him money?

Why?

no guru · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 10:16 pm

He's a condom wrapped up in an enema.

duckyboy · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 10:23 pm

I even wanted to kick his ass back on Wonder Years

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon May 30, 2005 11:14 pm

Phil Spoon Wrote:

He's an enema wrapped up in a condom.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 12:30 am

His best role was in Band Of Brothers.

no guru · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 12:33 am

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Phil Spoon Wrote:

He's an enema wrapped up in a condom.

Yes he is, but the conundrum/enigma joke doesn't work that way.

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

shiv Wrote:

His best role was in Band Of Brothers.

Yes, he plays a good dickhead.

Although, Sobel did get the "Band of Brothers" into the kind of shape that allowed them to be so effective.

Sketch · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2005 7:19 am

...and he's in London's West End. At least Perry made it there first.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:21 am

Phil Spoon Wrote:

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

Phil Spoon Wrote:

He's an enema wrapped up in a condom.

Yes he is, but the conundrum/enigma joke doesn't work that way.

Oh.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:35 am

Friends was one of the worst collection of actors ever. Completely one dimensonal characters. That said I always watched.

Mick · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:49 am

i think i hate Matthew Perry more.

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:06 am

a mighty good leader Wrote:

i think i hate Matthew Perry more.

how could you!?

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

Billzebub Wrote:

Only decent line in Madagascar.

Madagascar was a pretty big disappointment. It really wasn't funny at all, and even my 6 year old wasn't that impressed by it.

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:19 am

Oh my god, LeBlanc is easily the most hateable of the crew. He can't act his way out of a paper bag. awful awful awful.

I like Matthew Perry, easily the funniest.

Courtney Cox won't do anything more, just watch. She's supposedly just as annoying in real life as her character was. Doesn't surprise me.

Kudrow can do indie's well but her new show for HBO just got beaten to shit by the critics. They say it's hideous.

Aniston: She'll just be in the tabloids for the rest of her life. Plus I think she looks like a man.

Schwimmer: Think he'd be ok in some instances.

As for Madagascar, it's meant for kids. My son is dying to see that movie.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

Charli Wrote:

Courtney Cox won't do anything more, just watch. She's supposedly just as annoying in real life as her character was. Doesn't surprise me.

Kudrow can do indie's well but her new show for HBO just got beaten to shit by the critics. They say it's hideous.

Aniston: She'll just be in the tabloids for the rest of her life. Plus I think she looks like a man.

Catty!

Dunwoody Dude · **Joined:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:20 am **Posts:** 2869

Well, talent is no guarantee that a star of a popular sitcom will find success after the show ends.

Case in point:Seinfeld
Talented cast, but look at the work they've done since. Hell, Jerry Stiller is the only one who has worked regularly.

Of course, Seinfeld doesn't need to work

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