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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:27 pm 
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Actually it'll probably be more satisfying to choke him out or smother him with a pillow.

What a fucking bastard.

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poop?


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I get that feeling about once a week. My dogs are bastard. Their "mommy" lets them get away with bloody murder.

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i don't get why people want well-trained dogs. Why not buy one of those shitty robot dogs?

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I like dogs but not they type to have one. I like cats. They don't need to be walked or paid constant attention to.

Think that's why I have two.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:35 pm 
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No, not poop. the fucker is an escape artist. I mean, its not like he doesnt have a freaking fenced in FOOTBALL FIELD to run around in. So, after putting in electric fences he still manages to slip under the gates. I've shored up one with concrete--havent gotten to the other, so I've been leaving him on the line (which is really long and gives him plenty of access to his house, food water, etc.)

So I get home today and he has wrapped himself around, ripped out of the ground and FUCKING BROKEN IN HALF my fairly freshly planted $150 Red Maple tree.

I didnt even say anything, yell, scream, etc. Which, if you know me means I'm REALLY FUCKING MAD. I throw a nutty at the drop of a hat. When I dont say anything, its serious.

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that shit is some class A dog hijinks. i'd probably just explode in my shoes, so good for you for not freaking the fuck out. Did he know he done wrong or did he have that "what the fuck's your problem?" look on his face?

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that shit is some class A dog hijinks. i'd probably just explode in my shoes, so good for you for not freaking the fuck out. Did he know he done wrong or did he have that "what the fuck's your problem?" look on his face?


this fucker is an arch criminal and usually cowers when he has fucked up (he is well versed in my rage); but honestly i think he just got wrapped up and freaked out. No harm, no foul.

I, on the other hand, am about to start crying because I loved that tree and frankly dont want to go deal with the tangled, mangled mess of it. And there is no one to be mad at. If the gf calls or pulls up, i might just send her away for the good of our relationship.

These are the bad times.

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Damn dude! Sorry about that. That sucks.


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I'm sorry. I know you loved your tree, but this made me laugh. I just have to, knowing the destruction of property I've had to go through with my pups-- two doors, carpets, linoleum flooring (twice), kitchen cabinets, tv remotes, etc., etc.

They're like big dumb kids.


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I'm sorry. I know you loved your tree, but this made me laugh. I just have to, knowing the destruction of property I've had to go through with my pups-- two doors, carpets, linoleum flooring (twice), kitchen cabinets, tv remotes, etc., etc.

They're like big dumb kids.


I knew you'd weigh in on this D. Thanks big sis.

But, its no help. I'm going to burn your parents house down.

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And that tree can't be totally blameless. Damn things have been callous, manipulative sluts since the dawn of time.


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dnorwood Wrote:
I'm sorry. I know you loved your tree, but this made me laugh. I just have to, knowing the destruction of property I've had to go through with my pups-- two doors, carpets, linoleum flooring (twice), kitchen cabinets, tv remotes, etc., etc.

They're like big dumb kids.


I knew you'd weigh in on this D. Thanks big sis.

But, its no help. I'm going to burn your parents house down.


Go right ahead... it's full of tchotchkes and wall-to-wall carpeting... SENIOR CITIZEN ALERT, SENIOR CITIZEN ALERT!

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And that tree can't be totally blameless. Damn things have been callous, manipulative sluts since the dawn of time.


True that, but I've grown to love plants more than animals and people.

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my cats are on my last nerve these days but my dog is pretty good most of the time.

my cats love to tear into some furniture

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What kind of dog is it Yail?

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What kind of dog is it Yail?


Black lab

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:39 pm 
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thats a sexy bitch....

dont put it to sleep...pm me.....maybe we can work something out....



edit....oops...didnt see the lipstick.....pm me anyway :D


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Yail Bloor Wrote:
epa Wrote:
What kind of dog is it Yail?


Black lab

[img][333:500]http://img101.echo.cx/img101/1331/self10237rw.jpg[/img]


That's a pretty big tube of lipstick.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:52 pm 
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nah, i aint putting down/getting rid of shit; like i said, i wasnt even mad at him (look, i jacked this dog in the puss with a closed fist when he was a pup--after that you dont have to get nutty, dogs just need to know who's boss) its just frustrating sometimes; put if pets are what teaches you the restraint that you need to deal with children-----i'm learning kids, im learning.

but losing the tree, i feel like my old man: "Damn, can't i have anything nice?"

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That's a bummer about the tree. Can you build a fence around the next tree until it's big enough to defend itself against your dog?

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yeah....you tied your dog against a new tree.....what were you expecting? :lol:


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scottycash99 Wrote:
yeah....you tied your dog against a new tree.....what were you expecting? :lol:


I'd bet money that it didn't go down like that.

Bet the chain is attached to the dog house, or the porch, and the pooch tourniqueted the new tree and pulled it out. As far as the breaking in half... i don't want to speculate on that feat.

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yeah....you tied your dog against a new tree.....what were you expecting? :lol:


actually, its one of those in-the-ground deals.

he just got hooked around the tree, and then some other shit; and then im sure the rain came, etc how the destruction went down, im not really sure....

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