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uhhh, the pig lost....

Fuck. I'm jealous.

I'm guessing you turned the right side of the pig to the camera because the left side is too unsightly after being bludgeoned with the 4 Iron.

why cook the whole pig at once?

is their an actual benefit or is it the cool factor?

I'm not sure about the iron; it was just kinda there. Definitely not one of mine---I'm a lefty.

Its just a way to cook it; there is no right or wrong but typically you cook a whole big for a big gathering. This one is actually for a "luau" promotion at the bar tonight.

We had to throw the fucker on the smoker last night in the parking lot of the bar. I hadda grab my camera for a pic with it.

damn, sounds like you got a good night on tap...is this the bar that hosts your bingo night?

That looks too much like it might have been a living creature for me.

I prefer my pork grown in the deli. I'm pretty sure it comes from pork plants.

yea, I don't like fish to be served with the head on...he's just sitting there, looking up at you

this would fine though, seeing as how the whole pig won't be sitting in front of me while I'm eating

exactly.

if i think too much about it, i won't eat it.
(or if i'd have to see that.

yep; im supposed to go up there and do some gladhanding/promotional work for the Bingo show but I'm dragging ass right now. I'm shooting for a 9:00 appearance...

I am transfering a flyer onto business cards to hand out. small steps. small steps.

Flyer:

i thought it was gonna be this kinda pig...

That is simply majestic.

Truly you are the king of kings.

Dear Yail,

May I please eat at your place when I visit Georgia next month? I'll pay for the beer.

-Dalen

you forgot to put a big red apple in its mouth.

Donde esta el mojo? Necesita mojo criollo.

Bring it, and tell me when yr. gonna be in town, I'll drive up.

Kurtz -- is that at Gartini's? (I always miss the good shit)

jesus that's amazing

Abso-freakin-lutely; Just peep me to what you want to eat (and of course, the appropriate hot sauce) and we'll do that damn thing.

If you're coming over the 4th weekend, I believe I'll be having a little shindig on Sunday, the 3rd; I'm being pushed in the direction of Low-Country Boil. Should be a hoot...

I partook of the pig. He was goot! All sauced up 'n shit with his little blackened head sitting on a platter in the middle of the buffet table.

btw Yail did your woman ever find her purse?

Yeah, Dre found it somewhere. Everything intact except for the cell phone which probably fell out at some point. Then she left her keys in the back of the SUV that gave us a ride home; I literally was running the Fayette Co. taxi on Saturday trying to pick up all these pieces. Her quote, "I'm never going out again"
Yes, very good. See you at the bar........

Every year, our house had a luau party the Saturday before finals, usually ended up on Kentucky Derby day or the week before. Pig roast, hot tub, ice block shots, 7:00 am Bailey's & cappucino, Hendrix's S.S. Banner playing while raising the Jolly Roger. Good times.

I think that I'm hosting a pig roasting in a few weeks. I don't really know why, other than it sounds like a goofy idea and I can buy a keg for it.

I can dig it.
Never been to a bad pig roast. I don't think it's possible for one to not be awesome.

Good luck.

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