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Smoothness in peanut butter is necessary. Crunchiness impedes careful and correct spreading. On a similar wavelength, trimming/shaving is also necessary, for essentially the same reason.


Actually, pubic hair acts as a lubricant; therefore, lack of or diminished pubic hair coverage is detrimental to, um, spreading.

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DumpJack Wrote:
Smoothness in peanut butter is necessary. Crunchiness impedes careful and correct spreading. On a similar wavelength, trimming/shaving is also necessary, for essentially the same reason.


Actually, pubic hair acts as a lubricant; therefore, lack of or diminished pubic hair coverage is detrimental to, um, spreading.


That's what Astroglide is for, I just can't abide by an untamed mane.

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DumpJack Wrote:
Smoothness in peanut butter is necessary. Crunchiness impedes careful and correct spreading. On a similar wavelength, trimming/shaving is also necessary, for essentially the same reason.

Mr D Jack speaks words of wisdom.


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Elvis Fu Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
Smoothness in peanut butter is necessary. Crunchiness impedes careful and correct spreading. On a similar wavelength, trimming/shaving is also necessary, for essentially the same reason.


Actually, pubic hair acts as a lubricant; therefore, lack of or diminished pubic hair coverage is detrimental to, um, spreading.

Whew! Glad I've never encountered that problem. (That's TMI, isn't it?)


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if you're taking back your food at a taco bell, you've obviously missed the whole point of things. also, you will have spit in your food on top of the crippling diarrhea you'll be feeling any minute now.

dreadlocks are not for white people. give it up.

the term "funky" has totally outlived its usefulness and should only be used to describe rank odor.

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if you drive a hummer, you are a dickhole. there is no exception to this rule.

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if a player is white the announcers will point out that he wasn't born with incredible gifts, but he has always worked harder and has a great mind for the game.

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if some says, "i don't mean this to be sound insulting" they will insult you.

(or racist, or condesending ect)

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if some says, "i don't mean this to be sound insulting" they will insult you.

(or racist, or condesending ect)
Someone claimed the following, I have yet to come up with an adequate exception:

Everything before the word, 'but', is a lie.

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Dusty Chalk Wrote:
jewels santana Wrote:
if some says, "i don't mean this to be sound insulting" they will insult you.

(or racist, or condesending ect)
Someone claimed the following, I have yet to come up with an adequate exception:

Everything before the word, 'but', is a lie.


sometimes the lie is after, such as .. .

jim can come of as a real prick, but he means well.

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jewels santana Wrote:
Dusty Chalk Wrote:
jewels santana Wrote:
if some says, "i don't mean this to be sound insulting" they will insult you.

(or racist, or condesending ect)
Someone claimed the following, I have yet to come up with an adequate exception:

Everything before the word, 'but', is a lie.


sometimes the lie is after, such as .. .

jim can come of as a real prick, but he means well.
Hmmm...never noticed that. Strokes chin. So, is it...what's the word...commutative?

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The people with the least desirable property covered in broken down shit will always put up the most "No Trespassing" signs.

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