Brushing your teeth and then taking a bite of an apple is pretty foul. I'm not sure if it's worse than orange juice or not.

it's not as foul. you're right though, it is to be avoided if at all possible.

A friend of mine brushes her teeth after eating breakfast. I get the logic there, but chances are high that a piece of food will dislodge and mingle with the toothpaste and spit.

That's just icky to me.

I bought this once and it was like brushing with vanilla frosting...gross

I did inadvertently buy the Tom's stuff the other day, I'll definitely have to try it

wait doesn't everyone brush their teeth after breakfast?

if not then my whole life has been a sham

It wouldn't surprise me if I were completely backwards.

I've always brushed my teeth after waking up. Then again, I rarely eat anything in the morning.

That's how I roll. Personally, if I brush before eating, I feel like I'll get morning breath all over again after breakfast...or at least feel like I have morning breath. Icky feeling.

So rinse first.

Obviously my parents were completely useless during my childhood...

I learned nothing.

I wouldn't say that. At the very least, they probably influenced you to use Listerine.

Bless them.

My parents: Common sense isn't very common.

I may be a lover but I ain't no dancer.

the worst combination:

Milk and Cigarettes.

try it, you'll hate it.

I always prefer to brush the cat shit out of my mouth before I eat. I'd love to get my hands on that damned sneaky feline.