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PopTodd
 Post subject: I can suck my own dick!!! (SFW)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:11 pm 
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Actually, I just wanted to spice up the board for Busty.
Is this better?

No pictures, please....

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Dalen
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i actually can, but don't.
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Finch Platte
 Post subject: Re: I can suck my own dick!!! (SFW)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:17 pm 
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PopTodd Wrote:
Actually, I just wanted to spice up the board for Busty.
Is this better?

No pictures, please....


Awww, man- I was hoping there'd be pics so I can have it on the screen when the boss comes in. Then I could go home early.

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Would you really want to come in your own mouth?

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albion
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I would never leave the house again.

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Radcliffe
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Autofellatio is easy - keeping your hat on is hard.
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Busty Rhodes
 Post subject: Re: I can suck my own dick!!! (SFW)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:57 pm 
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PopTodd Wrote:
Actually, I just wanted to spice up the board for Busty.
Is this better?

No pictures, please....


There ya go Todd. Way to step it up!
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Rick Derris
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RANDAL
She was pretty young, hunhh?

DANTE
Twenty-two; same as us.

RANDAL
An embolism in a pool.

DANTE
An embarrassing way to die.

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck his
own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...

DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my own
dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On his
bed, doubled over himself with his
legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.
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Dunwoody Dude
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That is so fucking funny. I actually saw Clerks last night for the first time in like 10 years.

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Diggity Dawg
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Nice work, Rick...you beat me to it, & I salute you Sir!
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ah, i love clerks
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DiggityDawg Wrote:
Nice work, Rick...you beat me to it, & I salute you Sir!



Yes..Ditto..I just replayed that whole sceen in my head..Good stuff..
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Dunwoody Dude
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37 dicks!!
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I really don't give very good head so I usually get frustrated with myself and just go with the hand job.

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Damn, I can't find a picture of the soup can from Wet Hot American Summer.
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Whiney
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My friend reached his dick once with his tongue.

He got so excited that he accidentally came in his own mouth.

True story.

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Elvis Fu
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Yeah. "Your friend", indeed.

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WhineyCMJ Wrote:
My friend reached his dick once with his tongue.

He got so excited that he accidentally came in his own mouth.

True story.


your friend, eh?
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Elvis Fu
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rparis74 Wrote:
I really don't give very good head so I usually get frustrated with myself and just go with the hand job.


This is awesome.

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Dunwoody Dude
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More than anyone else I know where my dicks been and have no interest in putting my mouth around it.

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