...and not a damn thing is open today! How am I supposed to run all the errands I had planned?

And don't mispronounce it! I got a lot of islanders pissed at me, because I didn't know that's how the king spelled his name, so when I asked for directions, I kept getting lost, I passed right by the highway. I thought it was pronounced "commie-HA-me-ha".

Finally, someone corrected me. It's "kah-MAY-ah-may-ah".

It's sort of like Don Quixote -- in my mind, they were two different people, the one in writing (Don "quicks-oat"), and the verbal one (Don "kee-HO-tay").

Eat some spam brah