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Man - I saw this video last night. Isn't her dad (and manager) a preacher?

http://mp.aol.com/video.index.adp?pmmsid=1350568

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Christ...what a load of no talent.


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but, how about that body...

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Too skinny.


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those titties aren't skinny.


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as her DAD said in a recent interview: "those are double-d's man!"


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I hate it when people use covers as a single.

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I don't find her attractive.

Those back-up dancers looked better.


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babe Wrote:
as her DAD said in a recent interview: "those are double-d's man!"


Yeah, that guy's a pretty weird dad.


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That was really, really awful. I mean, I'm not a fan of the original either, but this is really atrocious. (The Megadeth version, however, is very funny - with the edited out swear words and all.) And she looks quite gross in that video. What is with the 1/4-inch layer of makeup? She's more than a little bit late to the "Dirrty" party.

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as her DAD said in a recent interview: "those are double-d's man!"


Daddy likey? Gross.


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Seriously, who ever thought that Christina Aguilera would end up being the more normal one than Britney or Jessica?

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I may actually see Dukes of Hazard exclusively for her!! Nuts! And oh, I don't mind this single. Word.


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She is beautiful. No doubt.

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Cue Dave Attell...

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I don't find her attractive.


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Obner....


wait, do we need a new word now????

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she would be so great bent over a couch in some seedy hotel room.


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She not one of my favs but she looks damn good in the preview for The Dukes movie.

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i have a hard time understanding how after watching this video any heterosexual male would not find her attractive.

that bikini carwash scene just comes out of nowhere.

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i have a hard time understanding how after watching this video any heterosexual male would not find her attractive.

that bikini carwash scene just comes out of nowhere.


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She has a spectacular bod I'll agree, but try watching this with no audio.
It is hilarious. Especially that assinine kick up your heals dance routine section.

She really has no more talent in my eyes, than a pin-up girl.

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I bet Willie put it in the butt.


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Saw the video last week... I can only echo Aural's sentiments. Of course, I can see how men would find her attractive, but I don't think she's all that. God, Willie... you make me sad, man.


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robotboy Wrote:
i have a hard time understanding how after watching this video any heterosexual male would not find her attractive.

that bikini carwash scene just comes out of nowhere.


Because there is not one person in the world who is universally attractive.

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