have you guys heard of the pepsi spice project?

soreal · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:49 pm

so this guy is supposedly going 45 days drinking only pepsi spice. interesting, but when i read his 'latest news' i really think its gotta be a joke. today's post made me laugh:

"I take that back...I dont feel 100% normal.. after updating my last post. Lindsay called me.. it scared me because its so late and the phone was so loud.. but she just got back from a rave and she wanted to talk.. I was so scared that I farted (something I always do when im scared or lonely), which made me shit my bed.. My girlfriend didnt wake up, so I took a magazine and pushed the shit on to her side of the bed so she would think she did it.. but the shit was wet so it just smeared it..so I tried to shit on the magazine so I could pour a little on her butt to make it more believable.. but when I shited the second time it was just pee coming out of my ass and it got on my laptop... so I guess I still have the shits and I need a new laptop...hopefully its just the power supply that sparked."

http://www.pepsispice.com/

thoughts?

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:52 pm

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:54 pm

holy moley that's funny!

soreal · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:00 pm

i figure poop related stories are always good for a laugh.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

you're such a guy sometimes.

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:01 pm

He wanted to pass the shit buck to his sleeping girlfriend and then POSTED about it?

She so needs to kick his ass.

soreal · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:03 pm

epa Wrote:

you're such a guy sometimes.

in a good way or a bad way?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

it's only ever in a good way.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

just like "youre such a woman" is only ever in a bad way.

:twisted:

soreal · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:06 pm

no guru · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:08 pm

epa Wrote:

just like "youre such a woman" is only ever in a bad way.

:twisted:

I'm sure you'd mean it as a compliment to me. All my feminity rawks the shit. :wink:

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

femininity is great, especially on a female.

But "you're such a woman sometimes", is never a good thing.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:33 pm

epa Wrote:

But "you're such a woman sometimes", is never a good thing.

bluejayway in 3...2...1...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

bring it.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

bump for BlueJayWay.

She'll understand that i'm not mysoginistic, merely that American vernacular draws heavily from the constraints of a patriarchal society, and that I'm referring to the connotative intent of both phrases.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:59 pm

pepsi spice is ridiculous. just chew a piece of cinnamon gum and drink a regular pepsi...same effect.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:20 pm

epa Wrote:

bump for BlueJayWay.

She'll understand that i'm not mysoginistic, merely that American vernacular draws heavily from the constraints of a patriarchal society, and that I'm referring to the connotative intent of both phrases.

I wasn't claiming you were misogynistic at all, Phil. Your post just struck me as something that might push Shelly's button. It was all in good fun, my friend. I know you love the ladies, as do I. Thank God for women!

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

FT Wrote:

epa Wrote:

bump for BlueJayWay.

She'll understand that i'm not mysoginistic, merely that American vernacular draws heavily from the constraints of a patriarchal society, and that I'm referring to the connotative intent of both phrases.

I wasn't claiming you were misogynistic at all, Phil. Your post just struck me as something that might push Shelly's button. It was all in good fun, my friend. I know you love the ladies, as do I. Thank God for women!

amen!

I know FT, it's all good. Hey, did you see in that eating thread where you complimented me about being the only obnish so far to keep up with your carnage, and i felt honored and shit? I still feel honored.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:19 pm

epa Wrote:

FT Wrote:

epa Wrote:

bump for BlueJayWay.

She'll understand that i'm not mysoginistic, merely that American vernacular draws heavily from the constraints of a patriarchal society, and that I'm referring to the connotative intent of both phrases.

I wasn't claiming you were misogynistic at all, Phil. Your post just struck me as something that might push Shelly's button. It was all in good fun, my friend. I know you love the ladies, as do I. Thank God for women!

amen!

I know FT, it's all good. Hey, did you see in that eating thread where you complimented me about being the only obnish so far to keep up with your carnage, and i felt honored and shit? I still feel honored.

Us carnivores need to stick together, bro!

bluejayway · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:29 pm

See, I thought this was a pepsi thread, so I wasn't even reading.

Phil, give yourself a lecture on the importance of fighting those patriarchal conventions in language use rather than accepting their offensive shorthand when you get a chance. I'm not up to it just at present

<--- such a woman. really. all the time. oh yes.

Damen · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:47 pm

He who controls the spice controls the universe

have you guys heard of the pepsi spice project?

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