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One date, who do you take?
Maria Sharapova 43%  43%  [ 13 ]
Anna Kournikova 57%  57%  [ 17 ]
Martina Navritilova, I'm old school eastern european 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Tracy Austin, I'm old school and potential pedophile 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Mary Carillo, gah, that husky voice springs me 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 30
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So I'm watching a little Wimbledon the other day and this comes to mind. Ads/media putting little Maria out as a sex type thing. Sure, she looks good and is a much better player, but Anna always made fluids and chemicals in my body move in a very peculiar and satisfying way. Gimme Kournikova in a walkover.

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I voted for Sharapova. But had she been included on the ballot, I would have gone with Marat Safin's girlfriend. [/kornheiser]
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I think the correct answer is to go to softball and pick Jenny Finch.

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Terms Of Psychic Warfare Wrote:
I think the correct answer is to go to softball and pick Jenny Finch.


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Barry Bonds would agree.

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Terms Of Psychic Warfare Wrote:
I think the correct answer is to go to softball and pick Jenny Finch.


I didn't go with softball, but thanks for the input. I did see Dmitri Young try to hit off of Fitch on some show. She blew him away on three pitches. Started him with a nice change piece, then gassed him up.

Now, back to the ice princesses

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Sharapova. Better chance for a second date, methinks.
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I was never a big fan of Kournikova.

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both are hot....

but i agree with Stop Breathin......Anna gets the blood rushing all over the body a lot quicker.

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you can't run a poll like this without using pictures
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[img][226:500]http://www.sexysharapova.com/images/4.jpg[/img]

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Thread needs more pictures.
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that's the one that I had, too, shiv. didn't want to post it and incur the wrath of the labor force.

seeing these pictures makes me question why i posted this poll in the first place. And it's a close vote!!! are you people (who voted for Sharapova) blind? Maybe the incorrect question was asked and, like sketch, you're afraid you'll be heartbroken. Daddy always said "marry an ugly woman, son, and you'll have nothing to worry about."

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I CAN'T FIND MY CAR KEYS!!!!!!!
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sharapova all the way...plus she's miles better at tennis.

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WHERE'D MY MERKIN GO AT?
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sharapova all the way...plus she's miles better at tennis.


i bet anna is miles better at blowjobs though.

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shiv Wrote:
cmanhatan4 Wrote:
sharapova all the way...plus she's miles better at tennis.


i bet anna is miles better at blowjobs though.


Yeah, plus Sharapova is (if she even is) barely 18;


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shiv Wrote:
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Thread's got all the pictures it needs now.
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kournikova is so played out at this point....sharapova is young, fresh blood. and i'm sure she'd give a fine blow job.

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cmanhatan4 Wrote:
kournikova is so played out at this point....sharapova is young, fresh blood. and i'm sure she'd give a fine blow job.


she looks like she uses her teeth.

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shiv Wrote:
cmanhatan4 Wrote:
kournikova is so played out at this point....sharapova is young, fresh blood. and i'm sure she'd give a fine blow job.


she looks like she uses her teeth.

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Teeth can be good, as long as they're not biting it.

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