Being Bobby Brown

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

fucking AWESOME.

paper · **Posted:** Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:49 pm

FREE BOBBY BROWN!

nobody · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:51 am

Just watched it...who wouldda thunk that Whitney was the crazy one of those two. Bobby actually seems pretty ok to me...but Whitney's a damn psycho.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:51 am

She's my cherry pie.

Best line: "I'ma fight wit' da chicken wings before we go."

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:57 am

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n be real rich
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
(P.U.)
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady . . . I don't know which
(I wonder wonder, wonder wonder)

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:46 am

nobody Wrote:

Just watched it...who wouldda thunk that Whitney was the crazy one of those two. Bobby actually seems pretty ok to me...but Whitney's a damn psycho.

CRACK IS WHACK!!!!!

No way in hell am I gonna watch this show, so can someone tell me if Bobby found a tender Roni yet?

Right, Ted? We outta here.

d · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:53 pm

I tivo'd this, so I plan on watching this weekend. Glad to hear it's entertaining!

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:54 pm

I can't believe I missed this.

e-stone · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:01 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I can't believe I missed this.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:48 pm

I can't believe you guys missed that. You were like, "Bobby and Whitney deserve their own channel."

paper · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:04 pm

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:51 pm

Mr. Telephone Man...:notes:

:ass:

Erm, I mean bump.

:totoro:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:51 pm

I think he's wearing volleyball kneepads on his wrists in that picture.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:55 pm

They should call this show The Niggar Family.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i still haven't seen bobby's dad show up, but i sincerely hope he lays an asswhuppin' on everyone in that house. this show is freakishly overdue for a positive role model.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:07 pm

Damn. Whitney's rocking the Maggot Brain 'do.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

the owner of Harrod's gives the FUCKING VIAGRA!!??? ON TV???? what the fuck is this?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:18 pm

"Mr. Lama..."

Awesome.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:20 pm

HOLY CRACK FIENDS!

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:25 pm

So far, they have talked about shitting 3 times in 2 episodes, twice in a restaurant.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:33 pm

yeah selling a gun to bobby brown sounds like a good idea. :roll:

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:18 pm

I like his camping get up. Camo hat, camo shirt, camo pants and stark fucking white tennis shoes.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:21 pm

whitney is a zombie....what a trainwreck.

entertaining in the same way Cops is entertaining.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:17 am

I gave this a watch last night. Not too impressed; I need more.

What a couple of fucking trainwrecks those two are.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Dalen Wrote:

whitney is a zombie

SERIOUSLY

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