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What happened to using good ol' Jergens?


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Aural Fixation Wrote:
What happened to using good ol' Jergens?


I grew up in more of a Vaseline Intensive Care house...
However, it was all ruined by the day I saw my dad putting it on his feet after a hard day of work...
And, yes, I'm talking about the lotion...

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Disclaimer: Not a dude, what would I know?

That whole thing about the death-grip induced inability to enjoy sex seems very odd to me. Savage has mentioned it before.

Will vigorous masturbation really ruin a man for penetrative sex he wants to have? Honest? Does this seem nonsensical to anyone else? I've just never felt that rubbing my clit will ruin the sensation of someone licking my clit forever, which seems roughly analogous.


It's all about the g*spot anyway.


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HideousLump Wrote:
Not to question anybody else's technique, but who the hell even needs a lubricant? It's a nice change of pace, but when you're 15 and are prone to rip one off just about anywhere you can sneak 3 minutes of privacy, you learn to do just fine with plain ol' friction.

The very thought of mayosturbation is making me dry heave.

--Hideous Pump


You, dear lump, are hilarious. Hell, all of you crazy kids are cracking me up!

I knew it musta been some big set-up.
All the Action just would not let up.
It's just a little bit back from the main road
where the silence spreads and the men dig holes.
I start to spin the tale
you complain of my diction

You Give Me Friction
But I Dig Friction
You Know I'm Crazy About Friction


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Monty Wrote:
It's all about the g*spot anyway.


umm...it's really not.


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