HideousLump Wrote:
Not to question anybody else's technique, but who the hell even needs a lubricant? It's a nice change of pace, but when you're 15 and are prone to rip one off just about anywhere you can sneak 3 minutes of privacy, you learn to do just fine with plain ol' friction.
The very thought of mayosturbation is making me dry heave.
--Hideous Pump
You, dear lump, are hilarious. Hell, all of you crazy kids are cracking me up!
I knew it musta been some big set-up.
All the Action just would not let up.
It's just a little bit back from the main road
where the silence spreads and the men dig holes.
I start to spin the tale
you complain of my diction
You Give Me Friction
But I Dig Friction
You Know I'm Crazy About Friction