You and me and the Franzia box makes 3 tonight

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:53 am

America's Most Popular Wine.

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:58 am

It's me and a bottle of Geyser Peak Merlot tonight.

Well charlie is sleeping and josh is imbibing beer and watching the show Home Movies on dvd while I'm scanning.

Oh yes, I love wine. Need to slow down though...getting buzzed off of two glasses.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:04 am

Nice. I've been drinking since 8 and have been watching The OC season 1 on dvd. All of my roommates are gone for Thanksgiving, so I'm just kind of chilling.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:09 am

My doctor has told me I'm not to drink, period, if I want to get my health back. I hate him.

What if I inject the booze directly into my veins? I'd be complying with his stricture, technically.

south pacific · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:17 am

Three glasses later you may look like this:

south pacific · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:21 am

Five glasses later:

south pacific · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:23 am

7 glasses of wine:

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south pacific · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:27 am

10 glasses of wine!

Hehe. Just kidding.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

nice job south pacific.
i've had 3 glases of wine just to make it through 5 loads of laundry. i've made a buttload of appetizers for tomorrow and
i've spoken to everyone i know on the phone to wish them a happy thanksgiving.

one mildly drunken e-mail to stacey and my night may be complete.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:48 am

If I had been pounding these glasses of Franzia, I might top off my night by drunk dialing all of the females in my cell phone. But alas, it hasn't been that kind of night. I have been drunkenly chatting for the past hour, though.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:58 am

OK sorry.. at dad's wherether'e Guinness on tap....I'm on 10

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:06 am

ayah Wrote:

nice job south pacific.
i've had 3 glases of wine just to make it through 5 loads of laundry. i've made a buttload of appetizers for tomorrow and
i've spoken to everyone i know on the phone to wish them a happy thanksgiving.

one mildly drunken e-mail to stacey and my night may be complete.

awww..how come I don't get any of these drunken emails eh?

I like drunken emails. Specially since I'm sooooooo good at sending them :lol:

yeah I'm on my third glass after 4 glasses of water before the third. Then I sat at Josh's keys and played with it for a while trying to remember everything I could from when I played piano as a kid. If nothing it made for some cool listening to..haha

Can't have too much...charlie will have us up by 8 and we have cooking to do before heading to my ma's tomorrow. oy

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

stacey should forward it to you. maybe you can help her decipher my mundane ramblings. i think i was "yay" shy of telling her i loved her and that she waas my best friend. oy.

yeah, my son's here tonight and i have to get his ass in bed soon cuz we're expected at the in-laws at 12:30. i ask you people, what is the fucking rush? is there no day left to sleep in anymore?

if i may be so bold as to repeat once agin that you looked hot in that wedding dress.*

*disclaimer: once again this should not be misconstrued as an official "pass" at you. i'm just sayin" okay? don't be mad at me.

Charli · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:21 am

ayah Wrote:

stacey should forward it to you. maybe you can help her decipher my mundane ramblings. i think i was "yay" shy of telling her i loved her and that she waas my best friend. oy.

yeah, my son's here tonight and i have to get his ass in bed soon cuz we're expected at the in-laws at 12:30. i ask you people, what is the fucking rush? is there no day left to sleep in anymore?

if i may be so bold as to repeat once agin that you looked hot in that wedding dress.*

*disclaimer: once again this should not be misconstrued as an official "pass" at you. i'm just sayin" okay? don't be mad at me.

Don't worry about it, I take it as the highest of compliments coming from you.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:25 am

C'mon. More talk of wine and/or boxed wine. Less of this faux-lesbian shit.

(Nothing by love for you ayah.)

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:31 am

Senator Richard LooGAR Wrote:

OK sorry.. at dad's wherether'e Guinness on tap....I'm on 10

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

okay, tommy.
four glasses and holding.
what a fucking lightweight.
i'm so not in the mood for bed but responsibility is calling.
i actually want to make my son stay up and play blackjack with me.
one more but that's it.

where's my phonebook?
think it's too late to call my ex-ex girlfriend from 23 years ago and ask her why she felt the need to dump me in so cruel a fashion?

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:36 am

Just from experience, but you prob don't want to call an ex. I mean, I've only had ex's for about 6 years, but I think it would be bad to call one of 23 years. Thats just me, though.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

mfd Wrote:

Just from experience, but you prob don't want to call an ex. I mean, I've only had ex's for about 6 years, but I think it would be bad to call one of 23 years. Thats just me, though.

of course you are wise, grasshopper.
and with that i bid you goodnight.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:15 am

I heart ayah.

(psst, Jen, you wanna I should forward this email to you? If we break out the decoder rings and work together, we should be able to understand it all)

Actually, I totally understood it and I'm all, like... happy now.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:14 am

ayah Wrote:

mfd Wrote:

Just from experience, but you prob don't want to call an ex. I mean, I've only had ex's for about 6 years, but I think it would be bad to call one of 23 years. Thats just me, though.

of course you are wise, grasshopper.
and with that i bid you goodnight.

Gnight.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:04 pm

Seein' as it's a holiday, lets assume she dumped you cruelly because a) she was much younger and tried to dump you nicely but didn't know how b) you were too good for her, but she thought you would think she was just sayin' or c) they didn't have reality tv in those days, so people had no idea how bad it looked to jilt someone in that particular fasion.

Pinot Noir here, pretty classy. Hittin the wine rack at my housesitting gig (which, alarmingly, has NO plunger already, so no nefarious plots for me. Grrrrrr).

two guns holla · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:49 am

I'm officially done.

fickerson · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:23 am

yes! franzia stands are the best. however, you should pull out the bag and get it for every last drop.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:36 am

You are wise beyond your years. And I gotta say, I've done that before. It is indeed the best way to get all the good stuff.

You and me and the Franzia box makes 3 tonight

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