Man, I want to be concussed like that. Soccer can be so dreamy.

man i can't stress this enough. PROTECT YA HEAD! i was playing soccer yesterday and (apparently!) had a minor (or major) concussion. now i vaguely remember going for a keeper-clearence high ball header and possibly the other dudes head + ball colliding with mine (possibly throwing my head off balance during impact), but the freakiest thing was i was still standing (dint pass out or nothing), but i lost all memory of that whole morning right there afterwards. (apparently) next minute i am just straddling off the pitch like a walk in the palk (while the game went on) towards the coach and asking questions such as "what i am doing here?!" and "what day is it?" OHSHIT. cus nobody saw a major incident everbody was freaked out. just before been taken to the hospital, i was pinchin myself all the time like not knowing how the fuck i got to the game, IS THIS A DREAM?, remembering weird flashbacks, trippin out, was my drink spiked last night? couldn't remember the month of the year even. then while waiting in the hospital slowly tried to track back the events of the morning and eventually (but with great difficulty) started to put the pieces together of the 3-4 hours leading up the event. sortta like in momento. then moments (lol) later i was lying in the bed waiting for a brain scan with two chums and they were mentioning some of my favorite things and we were plannin my funeral with strippers (one for each nationality). it was hilarious.

Concussion Junction, whats you're function?