Our company is filming a documentary for TV and the PR director came to me and asked me to be in it. Basically, she wanted me to do a scene where I look into the camera and say, "Good morning, Welcome to the...". And they also wanted me to look busy on camera whenever the camera was focused on me. I did all that and very well, if I may say so. Just one problem, I wasn't wearing my tie. And when my supervisor watches the documentary, she'll see me with my wrinkled, untucked shirt, and my little beard (I haven't shaved in a few days). Can't wait for her feedback. You see, she's on vacation so I haven't been wearing my tie.

lol - OPA I thought you were out! You don't need a beard! That sort of thing is for closeted boys like Tom Cruise

You'll get in trouble for not wearing a tie and having stubble? That sucks man. Is this a documentary about crappy dress codes?

just wait until she sees you posting on here with your wrinkled shirt, stubble and no tie while trying to look busy.

I'm supposed to wear a tie at work, and it's always an issue between me and my supervisor. She always sees me not wearing it and she always reminds me to put it on. I can't even imagine what she'll think when she watches this and sees me without it on.

Tell her the film crew forced you to take it off. The add enough gay details to make her go "alright alright, jesus, enough already!"

I thought for sure this was gonna involve a Mormon with a hickey on the back of his neck.

You're so toast.

now i know a TV star!!!!!!! Opa, will you marry me?

Typical, a hot guy proposes to me and he lives hundreds of miles away.

Say you had a blue tie on, but you had to take it off because the CGI bluescreen they used to add the computer-rendered fake beard would have made it look like you had a big hole through your stomach.

There, all bases covered.

but you always be together on the internet