So I'm sitting in a crowded LaGuardia terminal when this big, well dressed black guy and this small, squirrely white guy sit down right next to me. Being a racist prick, I think, "I'll bet that guy plays professional basketball." Feeling guilty, I reprimanded myself: "just because he's 6'14" and wearing Armani does NOT mean he plays basketball, dickhead." But then I see his Pacers garment bag and feel slightly better. And then I see the hang tag: "
Ron Artest"
So then I pulled out my digital camera and took pictures.
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