You forgot engaged option. I think there are people here who are engaged.

Myself: Married previously then divorced.

Then finally met the perfect guy and married him last october. I came equipped with a youngster.

dude stfu

Where's the single but an accepted and loving member of the Furry community option?

This is what always pretty much kept me from a relationship...and then the last 4 years have been constant travel, and not a small amount of whooping.

Met a girl recently (JT & C.O.P.S. very own Yoko, apparently) and can't remember being this happy.

where's the option that falls somewhere between "dating", "married" and "gun in mouth"?

edit: this was a lot funnier in my head.

I chose the SINGLE option even though I've been enjoying the company of a gentleman friend for a couple of months now (has it been that long?), but his commitment to his religion has kept us from getting naked. Luckily, I enjoy sex with my clothes on.

I've been married about 9 months to a girl I dated for 7 years.

OPA's DRYHUMPING!!!!!

Rule #7: No dry humping.

Will have been married for 10 years this October (day-um!) Dated husband for five years prior to that, so truly I've got 15 years invested in this relationship. Prior to that, maybe 3-4 meaningful relationships, which didn't last very long.

Don't plan on divorcing!

And that's a good thing. Your husband is a real cutie.

Ah, it's Friday, post a picture of him. I need a good pick-me-upper.

ha, I'm not sure he would approve of me pimping him out on the obner board. Yeah, I think he's pretty hot, but thanks for confirming that, Opa!

So you're still with the Mormon, eh? Damn Mormons and their blonde hair and blue eyes.

Yeah, it's so damn frustrating. The boy needs to loosen up a bit but he's so set in his ways, and yet he's not very happy with the direction his life is going in. I told him that I'd support any decision he makes but at the same time, I can't wait around. It's tough. I've become smitten...

Yeah, I'm none of the above

Been with my girl for about 9 months now. Moved in after knowing her for a month.

Cause that always works out.

See you on Judge Judy.

will be married for 2 years this september.
dated for 3 years previous to that.

Just making conversation.

Plus, my post count is obscenely low.

Also, since I made this thread,

I've been single for a couple of years now. My longest relationship was 9 months. Shortest was two weeks.

About a year ago, I was involved with a girl from work. However, then a girl from school that I had the hots for informed me she liked me out of nowhere. So then I became torn as to date the work girl or school girl. I couldn't give either of them a decision because I was afraid to make the wrong one. They both got mad because of this and took off. I've asked out girls since then but been shot down each time.

Married, 6 years. What do I plan to do about it? In 6 weeks, I'm planning on complicating it considerably with a tiny little human offspring.

hey, that's what i did....4 years ago.

Married for 13 months, dated for 3 years prior. No little'uns til we's outta school.

You know that feeling you get when you hear a fantastic song? My wife makes me feel like that at least once every day. We've been married six years this October, the most perfect woman in the world, and then she's my best friend too. She's smart....and she's good at video games,too!

Awww...sounds like you really love her.

married a bit over 5 years. i was horrible at dating and hardly ever really did it. so I guess I want from Morissey to married.