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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:03 pm 
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FARRELL SEX TAPE ON THE BLOCK
IF you liked the Paris Hilton-Rick Salomon sex tape, you'd love the Colin Farrell-Nicole Narain homemade porn video � if it ever gets released.

A man who identified himself only as J.J. called PAGE SIX a few days ago for advice on selling what he says is an authentic, 14-minute sex tape, but admitted he didn't have model releases from either "Alexander" star Farrell or the Playboy Playmate who briefly dated him two years ago.

J.J. described the steamy tape in graphic detail, starting with a naked Nicole in her living room turning on some music, and ending with Farrell pointing the camera at her white cat in the corner of the room and saying, "Baby, you have the most beautiful [kitty]."

In between, Narain, who was Miss January in 2002, displays her pierced tongue as she looks up at the camera and winks. And Farrell, who had a shaved head for his role in "Daredevil," reciprocates, saying, "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner."

Narain, who has a tattoo on her backside, also goes through a couple of sexual positions described in the Kama Sutra, starting with "the missionary."

"The sellers are supposedly looking for a seven-figure upfront fee to hand over the tape for release by a distributor," defamer.com reported Wednesday. "Even if someone was willing to pony up the money . . . they couldn't release it without Farrell's permission."

Detailed calls to Farrell's publicist at PMK/HBH, Danica Smith, were not returned. And Narain couldn't be reached, although a Playboy spokesman shrugged, "We know she dated him."

Meanwhile, a source on the set of "Miami Vice" says Farrell is partying hard and packing on so many pounds that it will be tough for him to pull off any shirtless scenes.


I always imagined Colin would have something prolific and thought-provoking to say in the bedroom.... he is such a himbo. :roll:


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That Gena Lee Nolin one was awesome. She looked like someone stapled potatoes to her chest.

np: Love as Laughter, "Canal Street"

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or better yet: http://familyguyrocklobster.ytmnd.com/


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Still not laughing? Jesus, people... does irony suit you?

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Family Guy always cracks me up, but I don't know who those people in the first story are.

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Jebus, Lourdes looks jus' like her momma, down to the unibrow and everything.

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