A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could
zip
through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat
up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their
price
range. "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due to the
condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please
send your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife
foundation', Dallas, Texas.

TGIF!!!!

Reminds me of that commercial for Twix(?) with the woman asking her husband if "these pants make my butt look big."

Steve

I thought that was Geico...

That's a good one Chris!

haha, good one Opa.