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 Post subject: What's grosser than gross?
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co-workers who talk to you with boogers hanging from their nostrils.

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when you are eating a bowl of corn flakes that seem extra crunchy and your little brother comes into the room screaming that his scab collection is missing.

when you jump off the emprie state building and your eyelid gets caught on a nail on the way down.


old school.

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Sitting on your grandfather's lap and he gets a hard-on.

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[quote="Elvis Fu"]Sitting on your grandfather's lap and he gets a hard-on.[/quote]

dude...

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yeah, but what's grosser than that
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Seeing Barbara Streisand bite her toenails.


















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Hmmm. I don't know if this qualifies but...last week while I was getting a haircut and my beard trimmed, my hairstylist bent over in front of me while I was in the chair, slipped her cooch over my right knee, and finished evening out the part below my chin.


Because she was busily focusing on the task at hand I don't think she realized what she was doing but for me it was awkward at best.


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Ice Cold!


no wait, that the answer to "whats cooler then being cool?"

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the shit i've been looking at for work this morning is grosser than everything on this page mixed together, blended, then drank by a sweaty Dom DeLuise as he rubs butter on his chest before puking it into a skunk's asshole as they tour a slaughterhouse.

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*quote="DunwoodyDude"*
Seeing Barbara Streisand bite her toenails.Yes, I really did see this in person.
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Did you have her in the buck at the time?

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[quote="Dalen"]having pre-cum soaked underwear on.[/quote]

quoted for truth

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a pile of dead babies

what's grosser than that?























there's a live one at the bottom

what's grosser than that?















he tries to eat his way out

what's grosser than that?





















he succeeds!

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From fourth grade:

fucking a pregnant girl and the baby grabs your dick






although, now that girls are old hat... that wouldn't be that gross, would it? At least it'd be something different.

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What's grosser than gross?
Biting into a hot dog and seeing veins in it.

What grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins stuck together by the mouth and one throws up.

What grosser than gross?
Sticking a toothpick underneath your toenail and kicking a wall.

What grosser than gross?
When the head cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out.

Whats even grosser than that?
When one ring is her brothers.

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south pacific Wrote:
Hmmm. I don't know if this qualifies but...last week while I was getting a haircut and my beard trimmed, my hairstylist bent over in front of me while I was in the chair, slipped her cooch over my right knee, and finished evening out the part below my chin.


Because she was busily focusing on the task at hand I don't think she realized what she was doing but for me it was awkward at best.


some dudes pay good money for a night of this

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Yeah, I know but I kept thinking...oh shit, is she sending me a signal? It just caught me completely off-guard and weirded me out.
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next time, south pacific, next time

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Yeah, I know but I kept thinking...oh shit, is she sending me a signal? It just caught me completely off-guard and weirded me out.


and then,

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having pre-cum soaked underwear on.

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the shit i've been looking at for work this morning is grosser than everything on this page mixed together, blended, then drank by a sweaty Dom DeLuise as he rubs butter on his chest before puking it into a skunk's asshole as they tour a slaughterhouse.


Agent: That's one helluva act. What do you call it?
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rparis74 Wrote:
when you are eating a bowl of corn flakes that seem extra crunchy and your little brother comes into the room screaming that his scab collection is missing.

when you jump off the emprie state building and your eyelid gets caught on a nail on the way down.


what's grosser than that?

sliding down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

edit: sorry, i meant 50 foot razor blade

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Way back, when I visited Paris I got horse meat in a cafe and I stuck my fork in it and IT ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING.

I ate it though.....and it was good!

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