an impromptu discussion just broke out int he office about getting a shot in the nuts and how, even if it has only happened to you once, you can never forget how fucking painful that shit can be. Co-worker got whacked by one of those climbing ropes with the knot at the bottom. my worst was getting full-on dropkicked in the nuts by my best friend at the time, who was pissed at me for throwing something of hers away and didn't realize how painful it was. i puked all over her.

And yet, I still find you hot.

there's really nothing worse

I didn't get kicked in the nads, however I was hit in the nuts by a water balloon shot by a three man slingshot from about 25 yards away. No fun. I puked everywhere.

The pain rises to your abdomen because that's where the major ball nerves are connected in.

I've taken more than a few foul balls or pitches off the bottom of the cup, and that ain't too comfortable.

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

i find the softer the hit the worse it hurts - and the more nauseous it makes me feel

For me it's all about the location. A skim is the absolute worse.

yeah i sit on mine from time to time. you think that you've foiled the pain, but then there it comes, CREEPING IN SLOWLY AND WITHOUT MERCY

not a fan

This literally made me LOL. Hard.

Yeah, those soft-ish, glancing blows are the worst. There's that second or so where you don't know if you got hit hard or directly enough for it to hurt....& then, UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH.

Never got whacked hard to enough to puke, though ( knocks on wood ) .

I had a buddy when I was a kid that got kicked in the junk by a girl wearing roller skates. With the wheel/underneath part of the skate. More of a "stomp" than a "kick" .

That's it right there, a false sense of security, the hopeful moments that maybe you just missed them, and then...

I've been kicked hard in the balls in a fight. I was curled up in a perfect spiral for about three days.

I had a long running argument with a co-worker on whither child birth could even compare to being kicked in the balls.

After all women keep on having babies, but men aren't saying "oh yeah, I remember getting kicked in the balls, I'll have to do that again sometime!".

That's what's great about being gay. All gay men know it's fair game so it's not a wise move to go around kicking their lovers in the nads. Women, on the other hand, know there are no consequences to their actions.

I'm not sure that offsets eating a load.

The worst is when you squish one when getting on a bicycle. OUCH.

THAT made me lol.

i won't front. my puke was adorable.



and that roller skate thing is outright scary. yikes on bikes

who would ever fight you, Darrin? i just can't imagine anyone anyone having a reason to fight you. of course, you could have some kids chained to the wall behind you as you type, but you seem a very tough-to-hate guy. and i hate pretty much everything. was it a football hooligan?

There has been some funny shit on here this week, but this wins hands down...And it's only Wed.

When I was younger I played street hockey goalie with no cup on...Not the smartest thing in the world to do... .Slapshots hurt like a son of a bitch....

chicks say it's equal to getting hit in the boob...I say fuck that.

You obviously missed the 'courtesy flush' thread. The 'cleaning a deer/burning tires/then farting' line was far more golden. Oh, and 'Dom DeLuise rubbing butter on his chest then puking it into a skunk's asshole while walking through the headcheese sector of a slaughterhouse' still has me in stitches.

Yep, that's the one I remember most vividly as well. Street hockey in winter in Winnipeg, so the sponge puck was frozen solid. The game stopped for a discussion and I was relaxing by the net - a fucker took a wrist shot and THWOCK! Amazing how a human body can sweat when it's -20 Farenheit.

Worst nut story: had a friend who accidentally tripped an opposing player (we're talking hockey again), and the guy's skate came up between his legs and didn't just gaff him but sliced his sack open.

<----- Still gets the shivers over that one.

It was Glen Yates. It got taken care of by Mugsy and Ned.