nmr: getting roller-skated in the nads

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Radcliffe Wrote:

The Obgoblin Wrote:

street hockey goalie with no cup on...

Yep, that's the one I remember most vividly as well. Street hockey in winter in Winnipeg, so the sponge puck was frozen solid. The game stopped for a discussion and I was relaxing by the net - a fucker took a wrist shot and THWOCK! Amazing how a human body can sweat when it's -20 Farenheit.

Worst nut story: had a friend who accidentally tripped an opposing player (we're talking hockey again), and the guy's skate came up between his legs and didn't just gaff him but sliced his sack open.

<----- Still gets the shivers over that one.

did anything fall out?

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:46 pm

When I went up to Montreal last year, 2 of my friends kept trying to nut punch each other. I stayed clear of them.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:46 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

did anything fall out?

Years later, his hair. I'm pretty sure it's related.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i thought you lose hair from too much testosterone - he should look like the mexican monkey boy by now.

Simon March · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:52 pm

There was a kid on my baseball team in highschool who apparently got kneed in the nuts when he was a kid and had to have one removed. We called him 'One Nut.'

d · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:55 pm

papertiger Wrote:

chicks say it's equal to getting hit in the boob...I say fuck that.

I seriously doubt this. I'm a chick, and I'd never equate a blow to the nads with a hit to the boob.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:14 pm

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Never got whacked hard to enough to puke, though ( knocks on wood )

If you knock on your wood hard enough it could make you puke.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Locky and the Lockersons Wrote:

There was a kid on my baseball team in highschool who apparently got kneed in the nuts when he was a kid and had to have one removed. We called him 'One Nut.'

Kingfish · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:21 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Locky and the Lockersons Wrote:

There was a kid on my baseball team in highschool who apparently got kneed in the nuts when he was a kid and had to have one removed. We called him 'One Nut.'

what's better the mullet or the combover?

1000 POSTS!!!!!
:banana:

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:24 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Locky and the Lockersons Wrote:

There was a kid on my baseball team in highschool who apparently got kneed in the nuts when he was a kid and had to have one removed. We called him 'One Nut.'

Leave my Krukkie alone. Although everytime he kills the Phillies on Baseball Tonight, I wanna grab his one working testicle and hold on tight.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

what's funny is like 8 different players on that team got in massive car wrecks on the same curve in the same road right down the street from my house. the local mechanic was up to his ass in totalled sportscars.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:28 pm

yea, but you don't want to cause him pain when you hold it. It's for pleasure.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:21 pm

As bored college students, my and Busty's other 2 roomates used to make dollar bets on damn near anything. One evening's entertainment was "nerf football, thrown at each others' nuts from across the living room, first one to hit wins, flinching is automatic loss, a dollar." THAT was funny to watch, sorta like in Braveheart with the "You'll move." "I will not."

Whiney · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:41 pm

i honestly can't remember the last time.

guess that's a positive.

Harry Monster · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:07 pm

juice Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

That's what's great about being gay. All gay men know it's fair game so it's not a wise move to go around kicking their lovers in the nads. Women, on the other hand, know there are no consequences to their actions.

I'm not sure that offsets eating a load.

I just laughed my balls off

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:16 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:16 pm

Yeah, the "eating a load" remark is gonna be hard to top. lol.

I had a buddy in college whose roomate alledgedly had 3 balls. If something difficult came up, we'd always joke "have Paul do it...he's got the balls to do the job" .

Heh. We were stupid.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:17 pm

robotboy Wrote:

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

I had a buddy when I was a kid that got kicked in the junk by a girl wearing roller skates. With the wheel/underneath part of the skate. More of a "stomp" than a "kick" . :oops:

I dated a guy who lost one of his nuts that way -- a roller skate to the nads.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:17 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

I don't think it's as common as all that, but maybe I just have tiny balls, or none at all.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:20 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

I don't think it's as common as all that, but maybe I just have tiny balls, or none at all.

It's not that common, but it was a pretty hot day, which causes them to get all Newton's Cradle on you.

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:34 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

robotboy Wrote:

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

I had a buddy when I was a kid that got kicked in the junk by a girl wearing roller skates. With the wheel/underneath part of the skate. More of a "stomp" than a "kick" . :oops:

I dated a guy who lost one of his nuts that way -- a roller skate to the nads.

Was his name Pat Furrow?

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:38 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

I don't think it's as common as all that, but maybe I just have tiny balls, or none at all.

Some guys have longer sacks.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i was just *this close to putting up a picture that would make every one of you throw up. i figured i could probably get sued for that shit so we've all been spared. except me, who has been putting off photoshopping this thing for 3 days now at work.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

OPA! Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

I don't think it's as common as all that, but maybe I just have tiny balls, or none at all.

Some guys have longer sacks.

Sack length does not decrease nut pain danger.

If it's cold and Mr Sacky is pulling tight that additional pressure can produce conditions were a testicle can slip it's scrotal berth, so to speak, and 'pop up' into the pelvis.

An unpleasant experience - as is coxing it back down. Certainly one of the down sides to a Scottish winter.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:51 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

I sat on mine just last week and almost fell out of the chair.

What da...?! Is this some sort of common occurrence for guys or what? I remember when robotboy did this a couple of years ago. I never knew this was possible!

I don't think it's as common as all that, but maybe I just have tiny balls, or none at all.

You look like a candidate for...

PRESSTICLES!!

The self-contained, velcro'd scrotal facsimile!

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