So I'm in the local pizza joint picking up a pie.

I pay for my pie and proceed to load it up with condiments (as I am often wont to do.) I hit the cheese first and one of the two Hispanic employees starts making comments in Spanish:



For our spanishtically challenged friends, that means "Yeah, yeah, more cheese fatty. Like you need to eat more."

Now I may not be the slimmest guy on the block, but fatty is a bit much. I bike 20 miles at least once a week. I'm no Adonis over here, but hey, whatever.

So I start shaking the cheese harder. Putting more on, just to egg him on. Then I go for the red pepper, and the guy says something to the effect of "Yeah, it needs to be spicer. You need more pepper, keep going." In Spanish though.

So again, I shake the shit out of that pepper and load it the fuck up, getting my Hispanic friend more riled up.

I keep going with the oregano, a little black pepper, etc. And he keeps talking.

I close the pizza box up, turn around, start walking out, but before I leave I say



(It's going to be mad delicious like this, asshole.)

And it wasn't just any pendejo. I really made that /j/ phoneme really laryngal, like a French /r/ or some crazy Arabic stuff. It was fucking "pendecho" where "ch" is taken from Hebrew "Le chaim."

The second worker starts cracking up.

I head out the door, turn to them one last time, and say "Adios muchachos."

Wow, that's amazing. I get dates like that.

How do you know they were Mexican?

Racist

That's the first thing I corrected when I told this story verbally and why I said Hispanic in the actual thread. The title is just bait to get people like you that want to call me out on being nationalist/racist/whatever in here.

They could have been Colombian, El Salvadorian, or potentially anywhere south of the United States. Except Brazil. They weren't speaking Portuguese.

Oh, and one of them had a Mexican flag tatooed on his arm.

Nice, fatty.

Their height might have something to do with it.

Pipe it, tzatziki chugger.

what does this mean? guys with mexican flag tatoos or what?
as usual, you've piqued my interest...

edit: fuck. did i mispell tattooes? they both look weird.

Sen. Richard Loogar, come on down!

Well, my encounters with men usually begin with me cursing them out and vice versa.

Yeah, just like if I said " There was a brother in my office that I couldn't understand, because he was eating watermelon and eyeing a white woman accross the street" none of you would have a problem with this, would you?

Move to France already.

The proper term is Latino. Thanks!

Personally, I couldn't care less who my brother dates or what he eats.

There is no problem. I am telling the honesty of what happened to me yesterday.

I went to the pizza place. I bought a pie. Some guy with a Mexican flag tatooed on his arm made fun of me in a foreign language so I wouldn't understand.

I called him out.

What's wrong/racist/anything about this story?

If he had been French I would have told you he was French, Inuit I would have said Inuit.

Oh and by the way. I don't get to move to France until January.

interesting.
i like that whole anger turns to lust thing.

as long as his feet are clean.

I think you could have said "Spanish Speaking Gentleman" and this whole thing would have been avoided. I wish you could be more sensitive to other people's mores and cultures.

why do you guys hate fat people so much?

Like lesbians are any different. I watch the L-Word...

yeah and was that pizza even edible when you were done decorating it with your anger.

I said "one of the two Hispanic employees" and jokingly referred to them in a derogatory (yikes on the spelling) way in the title to get people into the thread.

I may be liberal, but I'm not some poofy twat. "Spanish speaking gentleman?" He was certainly no gentleman...he was busting my balls behind my back in a language he thought I wouldn't understand.

And I realize/hope that you're just busting my balls also. But if the other Spanish speaking gentleman was alright with busting out laughing at my response, why can't you be?

I find this side of you very unattractive.

oh, so now you hate the gays.

btw, this comment is hysterical.