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someone stole my coffee cup from my desk!!!! i had this really nice metal coffee mug from hawaii that was a gift from my former boss and so when i went to get coffee this morning, i noticed it was gone. what the hell! who would steal that!?!?!

bastards don't know how cranky this woman gets without her coffee. if it doesn't turn up by the end of the day, i'm going to burn this place down. RAWR!

i swear, some people in the officeplace are just plain retarded.

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haha I can't wait to get a job and steal stuff

you sound like you need some sweet, sweet lovin....

i'm so beyond irritated!!!! i have to keep going back to the breakroom to refill this damn piece of shit styrofoam cup.

well if you can fire anyone i suggest you do it

I'd love to see you fire the custodian.

oh and not to mention someone stole my stapler awhile back too. retards!!!

<-- cranky without coffee. and slightly hungover.

Did they take your red stapler? You should set the building on fire.

things that have been stolen in my office:

cheese (for the love of God, cheese???)
coffee cups
pens (I fucking hate it when someone steals my pen off my desk)
tissue boxes
cookies

im offended by your overuse of the word "retard"

and:

someone took my headset for my phone once - that sucked.

Usually when I lose my coffee cup its because I left it on somebody's filing cabinet or some other strange locale.

I too had my stapler stolen not long ago... but I was too ashamed to mention it out loud, for fear of sounding like you-know-who.

So I just went and stole somebody else's instead.

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you made this up for show.

hah! you're retarded! just kidding.


yeah, so i do have a red swingline stapler (which i ordered after my other one was stolen), and i put a note on it that said "don't even think about stealing this or i will burn this place down."

i did not. i'm dead serious. there's a stapler thief on this side of the office, because someone stole my other co-worker's stapler. shit gets stolen around here all the time. it's really retarded.

I buy my own pens and bring them in. That way, if I catch someone with it, I'll take the fucker right out of his hand.

You people need to operate more on fear. People don't steal shit from my office.

Were someone to take anything from my desk at work, the entire room (4 people) would all have to endure either a severe beating, or me screaming over and over in their ear that they're all thieves.

I'm totally serious.

I'm not a pleasure to work with when you fuck with me. But it works out fine for me.

EDIT: That reminds me. This girl that really gets on my nerves was out of the office Mon. and Tues. and she said to me today, "Bustin I think I literally felt my self-esteem go up a couple points while I was gone".

Me: "That's okay sweetie, I'll bring you back down to earth before you leave for lunch".

Ha... I was watching "Clockwatchers" last night how ironic

i work in an office with 5 people, so there isn't a lot of theft goin' on. I did hear nail clipping going on, which i'd fucking rather see my desk stolen than endure any more of.


and

that is the funniest thing i've seen all day.

Ahhhh, the power of labelmakers! Label your shit in an inconspicuous spot, then go looking for it and bust the culprit when you find it sitting all nicely arranged on their desk.

I too buy my own pens -- fear the AF when she learns someone has taken her prized writing instrument.

the worst is when you work part time from a home office and people just load up on your Zebra pens and Sharpies (yes, Sen. Loogar and Busty I am looking at you)

well I used to steal teacher's staplers and then return them broken a week later. because i rule and all.