's what you get for buyin them high-dollar office appliances. If'n youd buy cheap-shit Bics, every last one of them would still be there today.

on IFC? i started watching it, but i caught it in the middle and i was already pretty damn drunk by that time so i got ADD and watched something else.

i'm still pissed.

oh, and don't EVEN get me started about my pens & sharpies. i'm super-aggro about the types i use, so i will KNOW if someone steals my pens. they just like to steal staplers and coffee mugs around here. fuckers.

Is this your mug?

[img][357:500]http://www.lamsonsteins.com/CS375.jpg[/img]

That mug rulez.

that's so awesome. i want one like that!

And as punishment for that, the headmaster at your all-boys Catholic h.s. molested you?

I think we should take up a collection for Dri's missing metal cup. I can send you another one 'from Hawaii' you know...

let's do it.
where do i send my dollah?
people helping people, fer shure.

Another way to deter people from stealing your pens is to carry one around in your mouth like Franklin Delano Roosevelt's cigarette holder.

This will make half the potential thieves disgusted.

Nah, I'd steal those too.

God knows there are plenty of ABC stores you can buy one from!

Why would anyone steal a stapler? Do people still print stuff out and/or make copies?

Or are these terrorists accumulating weapons?

because, these are bad ass:


yes, i'm a geek.

Somebody stole my bike seat cover ( one of those "gel" things ) while I was in the post office Monday. I dunno what they're gonna do with it...thing smells like my ass fer Gawdsakes.

Could've been another dawg. I mean, you ARE a dawg and you know how they like to smell each other's asses.

As my avatar would say, "Touche' " .

I couldn't write so much as a fucking laundry list with those piece of shit Zebras, we all know you just like them for the effective use of the metal tubing on top to sniff blow.

And, I brought at least 6 sharpies with me when I moved into Redlands (which I pilfered from my office) and I have one now. And you can tell which ones I have handled, because they are chewed all to shit.

Oh, and Dri, you are sitting on a GOLDEN opportunity here. Find a replacement cup, pick out a co - worker you hate, and plant it in there cube, or better yet, purse. Then get them fired for stealing.

I suggested a friend of mine do this to a member of Congress a few years ago, but he wouldn't go through with it.

I work in a small retail store and in the five months I've been there they've gone through three other employees, missing money problems and the complete meltdown of an employee in front of customers. I don't know how I'm still there and sane, because apparently no one makes it out of the place intact.

How so? Yes, I am genuinely curious. How could a device of such mandane-ness be "bad ass", as you say?

I just don't get it.

I can say with pride that I have stolen cheese before.

I had pizza stolen. well, so so much stolen as sampled. I had eaten about half of it (chicago classic from uno's... mmmmmm) and put it in the fridge in box with my name on it in BIG LETTERS. When I came back to get it, i thought "this box feels a little light, weird." Looking in the box I noticed that a full piece was missing and someone had taken a bite out of one of the remaining ones. WTF??

Somebody stole my Lean Cuisine out of the freezer a couple of weeks ago. Just for that, I'm going to gain 20 pounds out of spite...that'll show 'em!

someone wrote I lick balls on my computer...jerk.

I had a red, plastic cup at my old job (2 jobs ago, actually) for making fake coffee in. It went missing. Nobody fessed up, so we assumed the cleaning crew had thrown it away. So I got another one, and inscribed "Don't Throw Me Away" on one side, "No Me Tires" on the other (spanish for the same), and then filled in the letters with permanent marker. And before anyone's panties wad up, please remember that we all knew the cleaning crew, they were excellent, professional folks, and they did not speak a lick of english. And it worked... I still have the cup.

I find that 99.9% of the theft in my office building is done by the Mexican cleaning ladies.