This would be even cooler for escalators.

it's easy. add charts and be sarcastic.

...possibly accuse it of being racist when its door closes on someone too quickly?

... well then yes, it might be a fair call in that case. Unless it was quoting Keef.

of course, if it wasn't a quote but an obscure reference that no one could be expected to catch, it would still be a monumentally stupid thing for the elevator to say.

As much as I like that elevator, I agree. But with the benefit of hindsight, I might conclude that the elevator is just insensitive, not racist.

i would tend to agree. but as batman says, "it's who i am inside - it's what i do that defines me."

back to the topic at hand.. This trick does not work in my office building or apartment.....shanagans!