If your team were a rapper, who would it be?

UGA is Jadakiss, and the description is apt.

good for a laugh.

Ole Miss/Jurassic 5 - Obsessed with tradition, good for a party, exclusively white fan base. Also not taken particularly seriously by anybody - Perfect.

I love the LSU one -Kings of the south, but really, you don't know them. No real standouts and a remarkably workmanlike style, but get by on their cocky attitude. Not the kind of people you'd want to get into a scrap with

Whoa, Kansas State was actually given a write-up! I thought Another Bad Creation was suitable, but Master P works. Go Cats.

This actually is pretty good.

NAVY

One of the pioneers of the game that's fallen on hard times. Despite an occasional resurgence, pretty much impossible for them to compete on the same level anymore, not that anyone expects them to. Always a welcome appearance on your TV, and no one in their right mind would diss them in public.

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That shit be funny. Good site dude.



The fatass line made me spitake.

Lotsa good ones...I love how GTech and Washington are Meth and Red.

This is something we shoulda been on years ago, CBK

Hopefully UCLA can pull a Mama Said Knock You Out this fall.

Great find LooGAR

This is a hilarious topic.

Skee-Lo, he had that one hit, "I Wish," where he wished he was "a little bit taller----i wish i was a baller----i wish i had a girl who looked good..."
During a time of west coast gangsta rap, Skee-Lo kept it traditional and bland.

Syracuse University - Constantly wishing they were an Ivy League School, but, they're never good enough. When college teams were abandoning old-style offensive styles for pro-styles, SU was stuck in the past running the same drab old offense.

Maryland/The Game

Possess a cockiness that is both astonishing and completely unjustified considering their reign on the top could pass for Notre Dame's mascot. Need to watch their mouths more often. Consummate studio thugs.

i don't get it. i guess i should just be happy they were even written up.

I apologize, i didn't click on the link and i thought we were supposed to make up our own.

- Syracuse/Lloyd Banks



The definitive article of New York mediocrity.

Nebraska Cornhuskers: Notorious B.I.G. a.k.a Big Poppa.
I think they are being too kind. It should have been some hardcore rapper who went soft and lost all their cred. That is pretty much what has happened since Nebraska fired Solich and Co. and have tried to start anew with the West Coast Offense.

- Oklahoma/Dr. Dre

Have gone through several incarnations as a champion, most recently from mid-80's menacing gangsta to sleek, TV-friendly fluff for the kids. Might lay low for a couple years, but you absolutely cannot doubt this brand name.

BAHAHAHAH!!!! Great find, Dave.

Too true. *sigh*

damn, Juice beat me to it

Juice, are you from OK?

NC State/Freeway - Even in their own domain, they have more fans and more skills; so how come no one ever seems to care? Maybe because if NC State's campus looked like a rapper, it would probably be Freeway.

I don't quite understand that first sentence.

Wow , this is pretty accurate , IMO

- Miami/Eminem




When they're on, really, truly ON, absolutely no one can stop them, but they've been known to coast on their rep alone. Unlimited reservoir of talent, often used in very questionable ways. Very likely to give a big break to someone you will completely despise in three years.

wow. i just finally got around to reading most of this. pretty excellent and mostly warranted.