There's not an actor alive that looks like me. Wouldn't let them on screen if they did.

i think donal logue's close enough, at least from what i've seen of you.

Either him or Elaine's visiting Brit who gets Bania's suit from Jerry on Seinfeld.

i really don't deserve jared leto or jake gyllensflhjlsjfdlk. i've clearly (unclearly?) misrepresented myself.

jen, you should be played by the second-oldest 7th heaven sister.

But Nathan Lane is Squirrgle's size. That poses a problem

Darin could easily be played by Pulp Fiction era Eric Stoltz, from the pics I have seen of him...come to think about it, with his cats and his Scottish Projects and his general reclusive demeanor, I think that's what I have always pictured him as.

Whiney gets to be played by David Cross

I will keep posting these as they come to me.

those stripes are not flattering at all.

ewwwwww that's not nice aaron. Her eyes are too close together to play me. That and I have a very straight nose. But I can see the symmetry with the rest of the face.

I vote for Cristina Ricci. I've been told I look like her way too many times. Or I'll take Jennifer Jason Leigh. Either one. They're both a bit quirky but cool.

i'd love to be the optometrist for anyone who thinks you look like christina ricci.

Yeah, well when I used to be a lot thinner with dark hair I did. Now, not so much. But three years ago, yeah.

you guys are all retarded.

You don't get to pick, Beverley.

When I was younger creepy fans of Taxi Driver and The Accused suggested I resembled Jodi Foster (how's that for a pick up -- "I see you sexually victimised and it gets me hot!") but now I need someone fustier...

it's a big Obner cockfest, just the way they all like it.

Dalen + Cock talk = OPA's ears burning

Unholy carp, that is a fat fogging dog! Jesus, put down the fork!

ROTFLMAO

Look, there's even a puddle of drool under its mouth.

Still laughing. Jollily.

Ho-ho-ho.

i was thinking about this the other day, and concluded that it would be impossible to capture on film the on-board antics and activity. Like would you just show shit on a computer screen or what?

There's actually an episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex that does exactly this. It was surprisingly cool. Did a real good job of showing different personality types.

i think instead you would have to just put all of the characters in a big room where they circulate between groups, getting into stupid arguments and occasionally flashing inappropriate pictures.

This is why none of us have tried to cast the ladies.

Besides, how important is it to get the closest resembling actor? Does anyone really think Paul Giamatti looks that much like Harvey Pekar?

sorry Colin, I get ya now. OF course it would be me who has the biggest issue over my casting choice. tsk tsk

Well, you ARE the Obner Diva in waiting...

ha. this thread is funny.


i know i don't post a whole lot....but can i be in it? pretty please?
i've always wanted to be an actress. this could be my big chance!

Just as long as you don't cast Rosie O' Donnell as me, I'll be cool

It really is fairly close...

stop, everybody.