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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:40 am 
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Sign Here Please 'Mr Dick Head'

A bank has apologised to a customer after sending him a debit card bearing the name "Dick Head".NatWest said it had launched an inquiry after Chris Lancaster, 18, of Tiptree, Essex, received a cash card with the wording: "Mr C Lancaster Dick Head".Mr Lancaster said he did not spot the insult until he was handing over the card in a supermarket to pay for something a few days after it arrived in the post.

"I couldn't believe it," he said.

"When I got the card out I saw the name embossed on it. I was so embarrassed I put it back in my wallet.

"I know I've been overdrawn a few times but I've done nothing to deserve this.

"The bank said it must have been a worker with a grudge"

A NatWest spokesman said: "We have apologised unreservedly to Mr Lancaster.

"This is completely unacceptable and we have launched an investigation."


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He should sell it on Ebay.


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Oh damn, that's funny! I'd ask for some extra money in my account.


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I wonder if he really is that much of a dick.

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When I worked as a concierge I always had a problem keeping a straight face whenever I had to phone up and announce that "Mr. Dick is here to see you." Dude used to show up at least a couple of times a week.

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When I worked as a concierge I always had a problem keeping a straight face whenever I had to phone up and announce that "Mr. Dick is here to see you." Dude used to show up at least a couple of times a week.

Steve


You ever use that line with the ladies? If she protests, you follow it with "But he has an appointment!"

A buddy of mine in college once actually went with "Come here... I have something to show you (zzzipp)" and got shot down of course.

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I prefer, (unzip) "Look what you did to me!".


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I think I've mentioned this before, but I went to high school with someone with that name.


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Actually, what happened was, the very next card to be printed belonged to a Mr. Richard C. Head, and that's the way he wanted his name printed on the card. We just forgot to put in a CR-LF.

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heh heh

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Used to work with a guy named Richard Wiener and I guess he accepted fate when he chose to go by Dick.

Is this story the result of one of Colin's banking gigs?


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I went to high school with Les Johnson.

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The guy I went to school with had a brother named Jed.

Dick & Jed Head.

Then there were the twin brothers both named Frank...


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my old man used to be friends with a guy called Richard Head. Seriously.

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My dog's name is Dick.

Dunno what his last name is, though.

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As a former bank employee I wholeheartedly approve of this.

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I went to school with a guy named Harry Richards. EDIT: I think Shell has confused me with Darrin.


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I did. I don't even remember writing that. Shit, my brain can't be failing now--classes start in a few weeks. Apologies all round. Now I'll never have Darrin's kids.


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