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i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.

who the fuck is going to see this?


who are these people? they don't for a second question why they're spending their money on this film? are these the same people that buy cd singles at gas stations? do they call in votes for their favorite American Idol? do they drive mini-vans? eat Twinkies by the box?

who are they?


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I would have bet everything I own that this movie would be number one. The real question is how much will it make this weekend. My guess is somewhere in the 40 million dollar range. The masses eat shit like this up on a platter.

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yeah, but who are they? do you know anyone that said "fuck yeah, i can't wait to see that!"??

i don't. not one person. and my sister-in-law usually likes corny shit [adam sandler].

i almost wanna go down to the theater and see what these people look like.


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Dalen Wrote:

who the fuck is going to see this?



the same people who made Now That's What I Call Music! 19 #1 on the billoard charts.

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Dalen Wrote:
i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.
[size=24]

who are they?


your fellow republicans.

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epa Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.
[size=24]

who are they?


your fellow republicans.


dude please. republican [or democrat for that matter] is a foreign word to the people that are going to see this.


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Dunno either but I bet there was a real shin dig at the White House private screening.

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Dalen Wrote:

who the fuck is going to see this?



the same people who made Now That's What I Call Music! 19 #1 on the billoard charts.


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i know a guy who goes to see a new release every friday night. he went, but hated it. i think there's a difference between being amped about it and just seeing it because it's there.


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Dalen Wrote:
ryan, a douche Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:

who the fuck is going to see this?



the same people who made Now That's What I Call Music! 19 #1 on the billoard charts.


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Question: TV shows not yet mined for movies that should be stopped before its too late?

The Eight Is Enough movie: bad idea
The Airwolfe movie: really bad idea

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Hollywood needs to leave that shit alone.


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this confirms the fact that people are idiots.


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i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.

who are they?

The same people who needed Waylon Jennings' narration in the original TV series to understand what was going on.


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Dalen Wrote:
i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.

who are they?

The same people who needed Waylon Jennings' narration in the original TV series to understand what was going on.



Heh...aka dumb hicks.

Aside from that, the Average American's Dogshit Detector ain't exactly finely tuned.


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The whole city of Baton Rouge. It was filmed there, and it's a big deal. Probably the first big budget Hollywood movie ever for BR. So people went out in droves, and I don't think any of them care if it is good or not.

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who the fuck is going to see this?




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Dalen Wrote:
epa Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
i'm sitting here wondering who would even be interested in this film, and then i see that it's #1.
[size=24]

who are they?


your fellow republicans.


dude please. republican [or democrat for that matter] is a foreign word to the people that are going to see this.


a good point, to be sure, but i don't know anyone from this blue state who saw it.

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I have no intentions of seeing this but some people (of course, guys) want to see Jessica Simpson in her daisy dukes

I don't understand why people want to see it just for that when you can just rent/buy a porno instead.


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Why the fuck would someone want to see Stealth?

That looks fucking retarded.


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who the fuck is going to see this?


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