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 Post subject: Cointreau ad campaign
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I mean sure, she's hot and all, but the pose they've got her in is unsettling. It looks like she's got scoliosis and a broken arm. It weirds me out every time I see it.
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I'm still freaked out by the "I've Got Lance In My Pants" radio spots starring Adam Garolla

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Is she (or is she not) about to dump Cointreau down her ass crack?!



Must be French.

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I was noticing that same Cointreau ad just the other day and was equally bothered by it. Everything about it is awkward, especially the pose and how obviously the Photoshopped-in the bottle in her hand is.
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You talkin' about the bottle or the chick?

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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To me it looks like her head is on backwards or something. Maybe she's a cointortionist?

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Haq's avatar is more disturbing. I mean, what were those people thinking?

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Maybe she's a cointortionist?


That's pretty good.
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what a weird concept for an ad... ugh!

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i spanked it to this ad the other day.

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i'd like to dstyle that smile right off her face.
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I just want to know where they got an orange that big.

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Its dyed elephant skin.
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speaking of really bad ad ideas, the home theater exploration just led me across this piece of crap:

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I like boobies and everything, but jebus h. christ, this is just terrible.

"Advertising To The Lowest Common Denominator 101"

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you can buy WIMMIN! oh wait, its for tv screens...
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"Would you say the previous ad was effective?"
- Oh heyull yes!! I luved it!
"Can you tell me what they were selling?"
- They were selling something?

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andyfest Wrote:
To me it looks like her head is on backwards or something. Maybe she's a cointortionist?


More like her arm is on backwards, or her torso is reversed. She like a living M.C. Escher I can't seem to figure it out she's just weird. But she could get it.

Lance in my pants is scary as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Cointreau ad campaign
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
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I mean sure, she's hot and all, but the pose they've got her in is unsettling. It looks like she's got scoliosis and a broken arm. It weirds me out every time I see it.


After a quick glance it looks like she went Exorsist and turned her head backwords.

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i spanked it to this ad the other day.


you must have been in a desparate situation - perhaps at your grandma's house and all she had in the bathroom was a Glamour magazine?

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shiv Wrote:
i spanked it to this ad the other day.


you must have been in a desparate situation - perhaps at your grandma's house and all she had in the bathroom was a Glamour magazine?


men's room in penn station.

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