Women who refuse to sit on the fuckin' toilet and piss all over the toilet seat and floor. I don't care if you don't want your ass to touch a toilet seat cover or the goddamn seat, but at least fuckin' clean up your mess when you leave!!!

Christ!

I'm gonna find out who you are, stinkin' twat!!

eeeeeeeeeeew.

girls pee on seats?
this is news to me.

yeah that is disgusting.

Once in a while I go into the women's bathroom and piss all over a seat just for fun. Maybe that's what happened.

By the way, why do women's bathrooms a lot of times have all of the perfumes and lotions and stuff in them? Don't you carry that kind of thing around with you if you want/need to have it?

Is this a common thing? I would have never dreamed of such a thing.

I've heard this is a pretty big problem facing contemporary women's lavatories.

damn you boys would be SURPRISED how dirty some women are... it's fuckin disgusting.

i'm not even going to get started on how nasty the bathrooms at work can get.

I too have heard this. Good luck with aaaalllll that.

Then, there are the women who refuse to touch the door handle barehanded. Fine, ok...but can you take your goddamn paper towel WITH you vs just dumping it on the floor next to the door?

I wonder what these women's homes look like? Fuckin' slobs!!

i'm one of those women, based on the reasons i stated above. but, there's a trashcan near the door so i throw it away as i'm walking out the door.

What makes me laugh is that those same women then go to THEIR office door where they open it barehanded. Uhm...psst, wanna know a secret? Those women who don't wash their hands? They work in your office and just opened the door before you!

(Not mockin' you, Dri, just pissed at the women on my floor.)

haha, i know.

Sick. I always thought it was dudes who were doing this in unisex bathrooms, and I always have to clean the seat off after i go so that the next person doesn't think it was me. Used to be guys were rude when they left the seat up... now women, by leaving it down, are being inconsiderate in a much more disgusting way.

The hoverer strikes again, spreading filth in the name of hygiene.

So are we talking little splatters due to piss hitting water and splashing or just straight out missing the gigantuan hole in the toilet seat and pissing wherever it lands?

Getting away from lavatorial matters my pet peeve is my hair.

What the fuck is the problem if I want to change from a centre parting to a left-to-right parting, eh hair?

Seriously this is like the mother of all battles. It's war and after all the physical pain and mental anguish I'm not even sure who's going to emerge victorious.

So shave it off.

women and pee! YES!!!!

oh and for the record...



...gross.

We have a woman here that weighs a quarter ton, and the summer months are unbearable. I won't even go in that dept.

And Dalen, your avatar and location work quite well together.

what else can I say that hasn't already been said? Yes, hoverers are gross. If you can't handle a toilet seat, use a friggin toilet seat cover or improvise and use toilet paper.

Tania, funny how you mentioned the women who open the door and then leave their paper towel on the floor. And *they're* disgusted by a dirty bathroom? Ironic.

i just pee'd a little

How about the guys who won't use the urinal, but go into a stall to pee standing up - and seem to make a point of spraying all over every square inch of dry surface. And then they don't flush.

Or how about this disgusting guys who go in, take a massive dump, and don't flush? What is up with that? If you're leaving it behind for me to check out, I'm probably not going to be too impressed.

Or how about the people who go into stalls and EAT? What is up with that? Seriously. Why can't you wait to eat your Snickers until you get back to your desk?

The latter. We're talking the whole toilet seat covered in piss.

Given the geographical diversity of this board, I'm guessing it's pretty common across North America. Who are these women? Did I miss some weird notice to females that said this is the thing to do? Is it the "younger"generation? It's pretty easy to just "put down a pattern of toilet paper" as one of the Spice Girls once said.

<-- Given the yuckiness in the stalls, I am a paper-towel-door-opener as well these days.... but I would never in a million years drop it on the ground afterwards.