this show is great. i'm getting some sweet tips.

whats it about? network?

are you working, Crack?

no, no worky for kitty. back to my old gig (and thus some SERIOUS board time) on monday for a while, start the new gig part time in sept until graduation, go on honeymoon, cash large check, get busy dying at new gig in january.

it's about being being a thirty, flirty and thriving woman and i think that it's on Style. Did you know that we should have a gift closet?

So who's gonna be your best man, Chase?

nice.

in that case, i'm bored. bring me beer to my office.

whaaaaat? like with just random gifts for all occasions?

i actually need that. i'm horrible with gifts.

uh, this dude i know?

exactafuckingmundo my friend. like, they recommend filling up the inside of an ottoman with giftwrapped golf balls and sheeze. i gotta get started on this.

I meant, is he a friend or brother?

actually he's both, i guess, as it's this black guy that i roomed with in chapel hill.

I don't have a gift closest, but I do give my stuff away on a regular basis. Books, discs, semen...the usual.

yeah but i hear that you've got some sticky thumbs as well.

The Lord giveth, I taketh away.

Wait, you guys are supposed to have a gift closet or us females are supposed to??

No way am I having a gift closet, I can't afford to! I'd rather just go out the day before something and buy something nice but inexpensive.

I feel like I should respond but I won't. Even I, find this repulsive.

leaving 600 CD's, 400 books, and 15 white tees at Redlands does not count as a gift, Big Guy.

Edit: and them crusty tissues

I hope you kept his part of the security deposit.

what do you mean "Security Deposit"??? I let this ogre in to MY home.

There are WAAAY more than 15 whittees in that bitch.

You can't say I don't give people (OK force them to take) books all the time.

And what about that Live Wrong bracelet. Yeah, you stole it (biter) but I ain't exactly demanding it back.

I admit to having and buying greeting cards when I don't need them.

you're poor and your friends hate your gifts. perhaps if you had a closet full of classy stuff then you wouldn't have to go on these last minute sprees.

The whitees are useless though b/c I DONT WEAR 3XL!!!!

And despite the fact that I am currently wearing the LIVEWRONG bracelet, it is decidedly ill fitting because your arms are thicker than my waist.

Oh, you mean WHORES!!??

Kidding but these are the women that drive me nuts. I don't get the games women play. I want a challenge but good lord, I have my limits.


<----bitter these days


Guess I better get some tips also. Educate me Style channel, educate me.

No chase, it's called being busy with family and work stuff and forgetting to go buy something ahead of time. Or having to wait til I get paid day before event.

Gift closets are for women who have nothing to do but try on the latest Manolo Blahniks.