Nah, we're just giving you shit that's all.

Chase,

That church, the view from the cliff-they're gorgeous! Where is that?

newport, RI

we are so going to party.

I recently acquired a new significant other. Possibly the first time I have given any emotional investment to a relationship.

i just won the lottery

i had rice for lunch.

and an apple!

My gf moved in so I'm playing house. It also included a cat. I think we are getting another dog because my brother just had another kid and doesnt feel like they can devote enough time to their dog. Should be mutually advantageous b/c I feel the same way about my dog. So now they can be neglected together.

I've no plans to get married.

I got 17 days or so of bachelorhood left, and when I take the stage at the wedding reception to play the song I wrote for my wife, I will be more nervous onstage than I've ever been since I started doing piano recitals at 5.

I just picked a booger right out of my nose.

Still married after 11 years. No kids on horizon, just landed a postdoc position at the university.

boy or girl?

did you name it?

little does chase know that me and cotton will be kicking him off the cliff. then we're stealing the limo and whatever cash money we can find in the envelopes and going cross country until that river of green runs dry.

note to self: ixnay on the imolay and start accepting paypal.

whoa! congratulations Chase and Matt.

hmmm...driving distance.

!!!

Can you spot me a couple hundred thou?

guess what muffslut you weren't invited.

finally...a pet name that fits.
and that'll be me, in the dark glasses and members only jacket.

i like your style. invitation forthcoming.

I'm still not gay.

you motherfucker! I didn't need to get a goddamned hotel room just to be pushed off a cliff. Shiv and I and your lady's unly are gonna make short work of you. It should be pointed out that I'm not drinking until a week before your wedding, so my game will be way, way off and easy to just nudge down that bastard.

in other news, i'm moving. and probably not posting much since the workplace is now officially a no-no. but my newly sober non-socializin' ass will probably get some nightposting done here and there.

hold on, what? so you ARE moving downtown? and did you get busted looking at www.blacksonblondes.com at work? and why are you not drinking anymore? it's like i don't know you anymore.