Make better threads, guys.

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:00 am

For chrissakes.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:01 am

Dammit. I thought Jessica Simpson with a shit 'stache might be a winner.

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:02 am

I didn't see that, but it sounds as though it has potential, I won't lie to you.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:02 am

Nkozyra Wrote:

For chrissakes.

Here or there? Both? What's "better?" I need a template of "bet" so I can "er."

Here, peruse this while I think of something.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

im not having the best of luck with the last couple threads i started. the only reason my pierre berton thread had more than one post on it was because i bumped it, and the one i just started isnt faring very well either. im trying, but its not working!

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:12 am

Northern Soul Wrote:

im not having the best of luck with the last couple threads i started. the only reason my pierre berton thread had more than one post on it was because i bumped it, and the one i just started isnt faring very well either. im trying, but its not working!

Burton rawked. I'll go bump it.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:14 am

Sorry, NT, but I have no idea who Pierre Berton is...and, uhm, I hate to be brutally honest, but the other thread didn't interest me.

The Dreaded Marco · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:15 am

Yeah, c'mon guys. Let's strive for threads like these:

and what is the biggest turn ON of the opposite sex

I HAD A SLIM FAST FOR DINNER

here's a pic of me and my bitches

(the first 3 threads on your lovely site)

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:18 am

But the agenda is different now. We're now obligated to be funny party hosts for Nicecrotcharea and other stray Hippetunias who happen to this side of the sandbox.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

thanks spoon. yeah, i can sympathize with you aural about not being interested, but i mean, the thread got one reply and it was about his bowtie collection. i was a little dissapointed. plus, my other thread is currently dying down on the floor without any replies. i thought it was interesting, but hey, thats just me. i try to give you guys the good stuff, but sometimes i fail. i guess i can always post more stuff about genitalia. that stuffs always good.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:23 am

Northern Soul Wrote:

thanks spoon. yeah, i can sympathize with you aural about not being interested, but i mean, the thread got one reply and it was about his bowtie collection. i was a little dissapointed. plus, my other thread is currently dying down on the floor without any replies. i thought it was interesting, but hey, thats just me. i try to give you guys the good stuff, but sometimes i fail. i guess i can always post more stuff about genitalia. that stuffs always good.

God knows we don't want to be known as a thoughtful music board where people can actually discuss topics without having to out-arch and out-irony each other to the point of forgetting what their point was. No. God knows.

Bee OK · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:51 am

Northern Soul Wrote:

thanks spoon. yeah, i can sympathize with you aural about not being interested, but i mean, the thread got one reply and it was about his bowtie collection. i was a little dissapointed. plus, my other thread is currently dying down on the floor without any replies. i thought it was interesting, but hey, thats just me. i try to give you guys the good stuff, but sometimes i fail. i guess i can always post more stuff about genitalia. that stuffs always good.

Don't worry about it NS, some threads work some don't that is the nature of this thing.

We need to go back to being us but this was quite fun nonetheless.

posthumus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 am **Posts:** 589

Nkozyra Wrote:

Make better threads, guys. I'm an insecure little girl who sleeps in telephone booths and sucks off guys worth less than my own shoes. But I'm going to flood my complaints on another board rather than try to do something possitive for the circle jerk I call home. I'm also a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Man, that's a lot of stuff to deal with. I hope you get the help you require.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:10 am

Northern Soul Wrote:

thanks spoon. yeah, i can sympathize with you aural about not being interested, but i mean, the thread got one reply and it was about his bowtie collection. i was a little dissapointed. plus, my other thread is currently dying down on the floor without any replies. i thought it was interesting, but hey, thats just me. i try to give you guys the good stuff, but sometimes i fail. i guess i can always post more stuff about genitalia. that stuffs always good.

NT, how about I just say that I think you have great taste in music and love you for the mere fact that you're a Verve fan.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:03 am

Nkozyra Wrote:

For chrissakes.

Fuck off.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:07 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Nkozyra Wrote:

For chrissakes.

Fuck off.

Strange, I was thinking the same thing. Nicely verbalized.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:29 am

Nathan, you could post something about music. Like if there's some pansy-fart art rocker or thoroughly disdained mainstreamer you secretly love you might find out you can talk about them here without having your anus torn in half and thrown back at you.

If I keep posting at hipinion (maybe, maybe not), I doubt it'll ever be about music.

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:52 am

Oh hey guys.

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:11 pm

The Dreaded Marco Wrote:

Yeah, c'mon guys. Let's strive for threads like these:

and what is the biggest turn ON of the opposite sex

I HAD A SLIM FAST FOR DINNER

here's a pic of me and my bitches

(the first 3 threads on your lovely site)

Hey, that's not exactly fair. I mean I can pull that here. Look at these terrible threads on your site:

Make better threads, guys.

Hipinion Is A Disgusting Board.

For Those Of You Who Have Come From Hipinion...

And let's be honest: anything looks bad when you put it in bold.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:15 pm

Nkozyra Wrote:

And let's be honest: anything looks bad when you put it in bold.

What about Angelina Jolie is naked in my bed, with Scarlett Johanssen

I don't think that looks too bad.

Sketch · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:15 pm

Nkozyra Wrote:

And let's be honest: anything looks bad when you put it in bold.

NAKED FEMALE ASS!

Well, how about that?

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:21 pm

Sketch Wrote:

Nkozyra Wrote:

And let's be honest: anything looks bad when you put it in bold.

NAKED FEMALE ASS!

Well, how about that?

Pretty horrific. By comparison, check this out:

RAPING AND MURDERING AN INFANT

Suddenly it looks pretty sweet.

chopper · **Joined:** Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:29 pm **Posts:** 144

hey nate, fuck my brain

Nkozyra · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:26 pm

Hey choppernuts.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:39 pm

Northern Soul Wrote:

thanks spoon. yeah, i can sympathize with you aural about not being interested, but i mean, the thread got one reply and it was about his bowtie collection. i was a little dissapointed. plus, my other thread is currently dying down on the floor without any replies. i thought it was interesting, but hey, thats just me. i try to give you guys the good stuff, but sometimes i fail. i guess i can always post more stuff about genitalia. that stuffs always good.

Yeah- I posted a review about the latest Bowie DVD, and it got 3 replies (none even related to the topic), and fell off the page quicker than you can say "fell off the page quicker than you can say."

I guess the subject line (re: epileptic) wasn't a good idea. :roll:

fp

Make better threads, guys.

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