bachelor party ethics question

Spade Kitty · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am **Posts:** 4401

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Spade Kitty Wrote:

my bachelor party is on friday

I didn't get that invite either.
I'm noticing a trend...

your invite is in the mail

it's gonna be nothing but high school guys reminiscing while folding up $5 bills

oh wait, did I say that

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:19 pm

Spade Kitty Wrote:

it's gonna be nothing but high school guys reminiscing while folding up $5 bills

bingo, people that you've known really well for years. thanks.

Spade Kitty · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:49 am **Posts:** 4401

Joey Crack Wrote:

Spade Kitty Wrote:

it's gonna be nothing but high school guys reminiscing while folding up $5 bills

bingo, people that you've known really well for years. thanks.

bachelor party attendees:

best man: been friends for 19 years
groomsman 1: 19 years
groomsman 2: 19 years
groomsman 3: 17 years
usher 1: 19 years
usher 2: 15 years

other attendees: 17 years, 9 years, 7 years, 7 years.

yeah. Just guys I know REALLY REALLY well. That's the way it should be.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

yeah, what the fuck? first you exclude me from edward 40 hands and now this? If I was drinking i'd be griping up a shitstorm. of shit.

and have you thought of giving this guy a shirt as a consolation prize?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:28 pm

Cotton Wrote:

yeah, what the fuck? first you exclude me from edward 40 hands and now this? If I was drinking i'd be griping up a shitstorm. of shit.

i did not exclude you from eddie 40 hands as this picture clearly indicates:
[img][650:488]http://www.ramsites.net/~s2cegibs/40.jpg[/img]

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:28 pm

JustPlainTodd Wrote:

Joey Crack Wrote:

also, am i allowed a tug job this saturday? where's the line on that?

Is your fianceé allowed to give her stripper a tug job?
Can he finger her?

The line should be the same for both.

He's right. You going to have to get fingered, Chase.

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:29 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

yeah, what the fuck? first you exclude me from edward 40 hands and now this? If I was drinking i'd be griping up a shitstorm. of shit.

i did not exclude you from eddie 40 hands as this picture clearly indicates:
[img][650:488]http://www.ramsites.net/~s2cegibs/40.jpg[/img]

Ugh. That mustache.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

are you wearing a wig in that picture?

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:31 pm

i'm also going to a bachelor party this weekend

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:32 pm

OPA! Wrote:

JustPlainTodd Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

JustPlainTodd Wrote:

Is your fianceé allowed to give her stripper a tug job?
Can he finger her?

The line should be the same for both.

Your wife must read the board over your shoulder.

No.
But my attitude may explain why I am celebrating my 8-year wedding anniversary today, as opposed to suffering through divorce proceedings like some of my friends have.

And why my wife actually trusts me.

But are you happy? All signs point to a mid-life crisis. Just sayin'.

you beat me to it.

he'll reply "i've never been happier"

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:32 pm

Cotton Wrote:

are you wearing a wig in that picture?

actually no, but it's something to consider next weekend.

Dalen · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:33 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

yeah, what the fuck? first you exclude me from edward 40 hands and now this? If I was drinking i'd be griping up a shitstorm. of shit.

i did not exclude you from eddie 40 hands as this picture clearly indicates:
[img][650:488]http://www.ramsites.net/~s2cegibs/40.jpg[/img]

wait, who's the guy with the glasses and mustache with that "gay cop" look?

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:35 pm

Lt. Cotton Dangle

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:36 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Joey Crack Wrote:

Cotton Wrote:

yeah, what the fuck? first you exclude me from edward 40 hands and now this? If I was drinking i'd be griping up a shitstorm. of shit.

i did not exclude you from eddie 40 hands as this picture clearly indicates:
[img][650:488]http://www.ramsites.net/~s2cegibs/40.jpg[/img]

wait, who's the guy with the glasses and mustache with that "gay cop" look?

You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:45 pm

You should only have people at your bachelor party that you want to be there. And guys that are willing to pay for lots and lots of beer and lapdances/VIP room visits/fingerings. Those guys tend to be fun too, even if you don't really know them.

shaMoxie · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:04 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

also, am i allowed a tug job next saturday? where's the line on that?

At the very least a tug job, but you won't respect yourself next afternoon. And neither will I. Don't allow this lucky gal the opportunity to go Galaga on your joystick. Opt for the nob-gobble and save what little face & integrity you might already have.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i gotta say no the tug job - really - a tug job is basically worthless. its better to just go for "the stranger"

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

this thread is now officially more depressing than the tsunami thread.

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:47 pm

last bachelor party i went to was in n'awlins (first--and looks like last --time there).

i wonder if that cajun hooker is ok?

puma · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:34 pm

OPA! Wrote:

I think every man should have one last fling before the wedding

so then every woman should be allowed one last fling before getting married. :roll:

you men would be livid if you knew your fiance/wife-to-be had a fling at her bachelorette party. stop with this double standard b.s.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:04 pm

Joey Crack Wrote:

i've got this one guy on the periphery of my friendship sphere and i hear that he's a bit hurt that i'm not inviting him to my bachelor party. i have deflected the responsibility to the best man. of course, next time i see this guy it may be awkward. am i going to have to break up with this guy? i don't see why i have to deal with this shit.

The definition of diplomacy: to uninvite someone to a bachelor party, and make them feel like they don't want to come.

Seriously: I was invited to a bachelor party, but was talked out of going by the groom. He basically said I wouldn't like the company. In this case, it was the other way around -- I was the wild one, and the others were the more sedate.

Joey Crack Wrote:

also, am i allowed a tug job next saturday? where's the line on that?

See...you should have your bachelor party alone.

Why would you want one?

HideousLump · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:22 pm

Speaking as a 'mo, all I can say is, "You poor, poor straight men."

*Drives to NYC. Pays $20. Checks pants at door. Degrades self with fifty other hairy ponces for three hours. Pays too much for can of Coke. Scrapes god-knows-what off shoes. Drives home.*

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:12 am

HideousLump Wrote:

Speaking as a 'mo, all I can say is, "You poor, poor straight men."

*Drives to NYC. Pays $20. Checks pants at door. Degrades self with fifty other hairy ponces for three hours. Pays too much for can of Coke. Scrapes god-knows-what off shoes. Drives home.*

Can of Coca-Cola?

If you're going to a gay orgy, I expect cocaine to be blown up your asshole, not for you to be drinking high-caffeine-count soda.

For Chris'sake, it's an orgy, not a middle-school dungeons & dragons party.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:47 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Leonard Zelig Wrote:

Are most of your buddies single, Chris? Because if they're married that shit going to get out. One guy tells his wife, who tells another.....

Steve

Not as many are single as there used to be. My crew is pretty tight lipped.

Plus very rarely do these things get toooo out of control and most guys wives at least tacitly approve of some form of shenanigans.

Yeah, but that;s cos we roll like monsters with people who have no morals, except weird codes like brotherhood.

The test is gonna be whence you or I do the walk of shame, Kurtz, becaue there will people, whose names shall not be mentioned, that will be openly attempting to kill us.

Chase -- only do something to these whores your fiance won't allow you to do to her. Dunno what your relationship is like, and this ain't a comment on mine, but I foresee anal sex and/or face cum in your near future.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:12 pm

Senator <> LooGAR Wrote:

and this ain't a comment on mine, but I foresee anal sex and/or face cum in your near future.

LooGAR takes it up the butt from his girl!

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