What's your favorite Milhouse quote?




"My mom says i'm cool."

"Yes! The House always wins!"

"I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."

"Look out Itchy! He's Irish!"

"hey Modem?"

"yeah?"

"EVERYTHING'S MILLIN' UP COMEHOUSE!!"

"She's with The 'House now." - referring to Lisa

Basically any quote where he refers to him as The 'House I love. And when he enters his name as Thrillho in the video game because it doesn't have enough letters for Thrillhouse.

"take THAT, doctor Sally Waxler!!!!"

Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.

-Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46.

-Oh, Puppy Goo-Goo, fetch me a dream.

There aren't a lot of Milhouse quotes.

Probably one of my favourites. "Itchy runs afoul of an Irishmen..."

My other favourites are not so much said by Milhouse

1. Milhouse's signature on Bart's cast- Milpool
2. Milhouse's autograph in Lisa's yearbook - See you in the car!

Alternatively, him as Fall Out Boy:

Director: We've got to do the "jiminy jillikers" scene again, Milhouse.
Milhouse: But we already did it. It took seven hours, but we did it. It's done!

Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form!

Uhh, no thanks, I think I'm allergic to knuckle sandwiches.

The title of this thread has to be the best ever. It's, at the very least, the one I quote the most.

Now I've got Black's "Everything is Coming Up Roses" stuck in my head.

That's a great one from a great episode.

Mr. Van Houten: What happened to the money I sent your mom?

Milhouse: Weekday dad wanted a new jet ski

CLASSIC.

Bart: "...and we don't need anyone aropund nerding it up"
Milhouse: "That job is TAKEN"

when he's missing his glasses and petting the the horseshoe crab:"nice kitty"

"Ants are crawling in my mouth and I don't care"

"wow. Bob Mackie!"

There's plenty of Milhouse to go around.

Bart: So how's it feel to ride a girl's bike?
Millhouse: It's disturbingly comfortable

"What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind psssh-psssh-psssh."

"You know Bart, my dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."

"But... MY name is Milhouse..."

"I Thought I was the only one!"

"So this is what it feels like..... when doves cry!"

I have searched hopelessly for an image of Milhouse stepping through the water. The image from right when he says "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

I have had no luck. Help.

"Stay cool, Milly"

i love the Fugitive scene where Milhouse falls out of the drainage pipe and you just ear a very faint "my glasses!" as he disappears into the mist.

When they find the cave and Milhouse says, "this is where I come to cry" is definitely a classic.

Also, "My shoes and socks are soaking wet, but my pants are bone dry. Everything's coming up Milhouse!" is one of my all-time favorite Simpsons quotes.